Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 35)
https://youtu.be/tkXmxX3Fsg4
“Hello Yuffie,” said Reala down the phone. “It’s Reala. Listen, I have a group of penguins here, and they are driving me mad. How do I get rid of them?”
“Wheeee,” came a cry from across the room.
“Mmhmm,” said Reala. “OK.”
“Whooooooo,” came another cry from across the room.
“What makes it worse is the black, then white, then black, then white,” sighed Reala. “OI! Would you lot stop playing in my revolving door!”
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But revolving doors are so much fun
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Haha, they are Deb. 😛
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Reminds me to Mr. Popper’s penguins.
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Arf. Haven’t seen it yet. Did see Happy Feet though.
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You should watch it, great comedy.
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Yuffie bring em to de Caribbean yuh doh hear? Lolol they need some warmth of de islands! ☀
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Haha, do you get penguins in the Caribbean?
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Lol…nah we don’t!!! Unfortunately!
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Hey I feel bad for Reala… And I’ll be happy to have some input from Yuffie since these penguins be mad…
But revolving doors?
I’d rather be with those cra-cra penguins!
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Haha, Yuffie may have some worrying suggestions. She is a queen of the dead after all… 😛
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Hehehe It’s a black and white revolve for a penguin take over
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Arf! 😛
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🙂 Send them here. I have 3 cats. I am used to moments of havoc and madness ;).
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Haha, yeah, 2 Jack Russels and ferrets. I’m used to chaos as well haha!
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🙂 I bow before thee!
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Rut roh!!! Playing in revolving doors is annoying to onlookers? I think I owe some apologies….like lots of them…..
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Haha, could cause hypnosis if they go fast enough!
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AHHHHHHH! 🙂
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I think the bar needs some new phones… could sell those antiques… and update the place a little… I mean there is bird shit on this bar stool… speaking of… is that gum holding this thing together?… and what is with the skeleton at the end of the bar?… he won’t stop staring at me… so rude… just sitting there hold his drink… staring me down… this will all be in my Yelp review… the drinks are good though… May I have another?… : )
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Haha, some old reviews of the Blue Moon theatre group and bar for you. We revelled in our awfulness! 😛
Diddy Huan of Alleycats Bar – “They broke our bar and stole our Rum! No stars!”
Zhaza of the Pink Ladies Ranch – “They bought an Owl that crapped on our stage! No stars!”
Nottoo Wise of Dance Queens – ” They performed at a festival I ran and their set landed on the audience and killed 4 avatars. Never. Again.”
Autumn Teardrop of the Blue Moon – “I love them and I think you should employ them!… Can I have my money now Naiki? I want a new dress!”
Mags of Ireland – “Naiki and his gang are a feckless bunch of idiots! But they were quite funny… One star!”
Sath Gandt of Nice Shirts – “I used to go to the Moons monsters balls, their appearance used to terrify me! Was OK once they put their costumes on though…”
Biff Quander of the Blue Moon – “They are a bunch of perverts and scoundrels! They talk filth and take the piss out of everything! I believe I found my spiritual home….”
ComCat Fenstalker of the Blue Moon – “I worked at the Blue Moon and they Mooned me! I was stunned! No stars!”
Pruddles Memo of Moons – “Moons is like a second home to me; one I have to go to because they threw me out of my first one and changed the locks”
Jaida the Splitter – “Blue Moon owls can’t be trusted! Pru was blamed for the theft of nipple pasties from backstage until one of the owls started farting sequins!”
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Haha that’s awesome.. sounds like a fun place to see a show… And hear some music..
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Dazzling!!!
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Thank you, Vearna. 🙂
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Thanks for the morning laugh! Those phones are antiques.
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Haha, I like proper dial phones. 😛
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Oh yes indeed! I grew up with those rotary phones and chords that would stretch half the length go your house. Things have really changed
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You darn penguins get off mah property! Those are my revolving doors!
Damn those things are fun though…
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Haha, in the words of Clint Eastwood, “get off my lawn!” 😛
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Hang on… If the door is revolving in one direction, we would see white steadily on one side and black steadily on the other, wouldn’t we?
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Ah, but if the front and back body is white, you’ll see flashes of black as they are viewed side on. 😛
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haha but no argue because i am sending you video from urgezistan. only revolving door in country! no penguins! i am using a tarred snow roosters! nostrovia!!
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Thanks for the giggle!
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Welcies. 😛
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lovely photo and lovely site, thanks for visiting mine
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Cheers Far Side.
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very welcome always appreciate your support of my posts too
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