Capricorn (ep. 68)
“How do you do it?” demanded Roy.
The Indian played his flute, the rope danced to the tune.
“Look,” said Roy, “I need this for my act, or the Magic Council won’t let me play London venues!”
The music played, the rope swayed.
“Tell me!” demanded Roy, kicking the Indian in the face.
“Twat.”
That was the last thing Roy said.
Although to be fair, it’s hard to say anything when a rope around your neck lifts you six foot into the air.
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Roy should not have kicked the Indian
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Karma is often present in the world of the Little Fears. o.o
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Yeah! I’ve noticed
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This really held me. With it all the way. Great story
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Thank you! 🙂
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Well, maybe it would have helped, if Roy had been a little friendlier and a little less self-absorbed…
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We all know a Roy though, Stefanie. 🙂
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A horror story with a happy ending! Yay!!! Thanks for the first laugh of the day and Cheers!!!
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Haha, still getting laughs at my horror stories. Not sure if I should be concerned… 😀
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Nah….the part of Your peanut gallery that are babies and easily freaked out need a chuckle now and again when swimming in Your sea of horror….MWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!
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Tsk, tsk, Roy. You should have minded your manners.
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Heh, a lesson for so many people.
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🙂
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You sort of left this story hanging…..!
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Ahah, badumtish! Very good sir! 😀
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Give someone enough rope……………:)
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Arf, yup! 😛
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rope jokes are knot for everyone…:D
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Hah, tying the issue there.
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Ups! The rest is silence…;)
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Mmhmm. 😛
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I think we all know someone like Roy. All we need is the address of the charmer;))
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Arf, yup. Everyone knows a Roy!
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That’s wasn’t very noose of him … I’ll get my coat!
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Hah, you strung me along there…
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😀
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Something similar happened to my brother (also Ray), except that instead of using the t word, he used the c word… or was it the p word… and instead of a rope, the charmer was using a cobra.
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He used a ‘pope’? 😛
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Love your writing style and the stories are so entertaining
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Thank you. 🙂
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Some trick when rope dances to a man’s tune.
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Cleverly done though. 🙂
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Ah, you lassoed my imagination! Brilliant and funny.
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Arf, cheers Poet!
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Well Roy sorta deserved the dangle in the air rythm
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Mmhmmm. 😛
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Love it
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Thank you, Tilly. 🙂
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Good example of why you shouldn’t tie one on while traveling.
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Indiana Jones knew that…
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