Living Cars
Life (Ep. 0 of -1)
“It’s not alive,” she grumbled.
“It is,” claimed the Illustrator. “Look, see, two eyes and a mouth. It’s smiling at us.”
“Clouds don’t wave at us, bulldog clips don’t bite us and that car has no emotions. Inanimate objects can’t smile,” she moaned.
The illustrator furrowed his brow.
She threw her hands up. “I give up. How do you do it?” she asked walking away. “How do you anthropomorphize everything you see into a stupid doodle or story?”
The illustrator looked at the car.
The car looked back.
“How do you not?” sighed the illustrator.
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Love it.
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Cheers again, David.
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That’s like telling an author she/ he can’t write fiction because it’s not real. Some people have no imagination.
Love this BTW.
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Cheers, Jig. You’re right there. Some folk have no imagination.
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For a minute… I just stared down and took it in, thinking about how much I can relate. Love this one!
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Arf, yup. A tale born of experience heh.
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That’s why they call it poetic license….
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Arf, yup.
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Mine is named Blue Boy and my beloved’s is named Silvia…
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My Rieju was called Happy because it had a smiling face. My Tracker was called Fun cause it was tiny and bags of joy. The current bike is called Git. Because it’s a git… 😀
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‘‘Tis all too true
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Heee, yup. 🙂
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Love it! I can soooooo relate to this! 🙂
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I reckon most creatives can. 🙂
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My cars all had names and faces. My first one was called Dammit because nothing worked on it till I said, “work, dammit.” I had a computer, named similarly for the same reason. It wasn’t cute like the car. Husband’s truck is the Bat Truck because it’s black and kills its weight in bugs whenever we take it out at night.
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Haha, I feel ya. My current bikes called the Git. 😀
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Oh yeah, I do it too. Some older cars even look tired.
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I feel awfully bad for sad cars.
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Me too!
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I have this “problem” too… damaged brain maybe?… helps pass the time…
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I reckon there’s a healthy amount of us that think this way. An unfortunate amount of people do not. 😀
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I love it. The car is certainly smiling. A big, toothy grin.
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Yep. 🙂
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Me too, chewingonglass. Doesn’t everything have soul and emotions?
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I think so, Sang.
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Maybe that is why I always name my cars!!!
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So many of us do. 🙂
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Excellent.
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Thank you, sir.
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Your best one yet! Of course cars have personality.
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Cheers, Twinkle. Of course they do. 🙂
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I don’t have a car currently, and the trams are just passing acquaintances. But my last car was an old, little, white car. In Germany, the number plates often make words and my license plate read: DA-SY. So, what else? I was DRIVING MISS DAISY.
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Dawww, haha. Good name for a small car though.
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A child’s imagination is sometimes missing as we grow older. We need to find it and bring it back!
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Imagination is taught out of us from a young age.
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This is an amazing short story. So much life in such few lines. Well done. I tip my hat to you sir (or madam)
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Thank you, Nick. 🙂
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Nice one.
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Cheers again, DQ.
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Love this! Of course the car looked back! 🙂
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Well of course, Mermaid. 🙂
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Sounds like a memoir to me. Or perhaps a Ford!
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Haha, I reckon a lot of folk relate.
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What we see and do…someone told me in my struggling, starving arteest days when most people couldn’t pronounce synthesizer, much less spell it, that I could have bought a car or a motorcycle for what I had in my Moogs and I said while pulling on the headphones, “This will take me places no car will ever go.”
“I don’t understand why you have to anthropomorphize an automobile” she said,
And stomped away in a huff.
“I don’t know why you don’t understand,” he mumbled, quickly sketched the front end of a 1958 Buick, held it up to the light, “your arse is related to one…”
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Ahahahahahahaa! Oh man, we had a comment that was often quoted from Red Dwarf in the 90s. “Your arse looks like two badly parked Volkswagens.” Always made me chuckle.
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Ha! Loved this!
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Relatable, aye. Cheers Lisa.
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you have a great talent!
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Thank you, El Mundo.
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I like! I like! I like! Ya’ know, it takes a special person…
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Cheers, Rae. Pretty relatable heh.
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hehe…I’m with the illustrator…indeed.
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Relatable to all creatives I reckon, Sheri. 🙂
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Much more interesting to see life through the lens of the illustrator
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Certainly a lot more fun, aye! 🙂
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You’re really talented!
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Thank you, Yellow.
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