Domatophobia. The fear of houses or being in a house. I do wonder if there is a fear of buying houses. Still, no written confirmation my house purchase is even going to start. Anyone who tells me the Scottish property system is better than the English property system will be fed to a sheep.
This post only exists so I can post a sheep picture if I’m honest. Sorry for bleating on at ewe. I’m a bit woolly-headed at the moment. It’s just I’ve herd a few sheep puns lately. Most of them are pretty baa’d. Old folks seem to flock to them.
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Ha! Well, it IS a wonderful sheep picture. Best wishes on your house purchase- if it’s not a phobia, it should be, it’s a downright terrifying process!
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Cheers, Anne. Rotton process, innit!
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Almost scarier once it goes through…and then the first home repairs are needed- the horror!
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Oh aye. We have £5,000 earmarked for improvements, white goods and furniture. And we’re looking at the very bottom end stuff.
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Haha! Amazing post!
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Thank you very much, Jess. 🙂
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I see what you did there… With Sheep.
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And I have no shame in pulling the wool over reader’s eyes. 😛
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Great image. Ewe can be assured that humour is the best medication for such a baa’d situation – bleating all other alternatives. Have a great day. Happy Blogging.
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Arf and arf! Cheers, Goff.
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Just be sure ewe don’t get fleeced!
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I may have had the wool pulled over my eyes… 😀
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That was baaaaaad.
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Goodness gracious superb, how to have practically all the sheep puns in one swift and shearing swipe! 🙂
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Arf, clearly I’ve missed a few. 😛
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That was amazing. It just sheeped in my mind and now doesn’t go away.
I do not know what I wrote except “that was amazing. Now I am feeling little sheepish.
Is there any undone button for comments.
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Arf! Sorry, nope. I am hoping to install a groan button on comments and posts someday though. 😛
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Admire your plucky attitude!
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Thank you, Acacia.
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Haha! For what it’s worth, you’ll have a bit more patience when it’s all done.
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Arf, ain’t that the truth!
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I am also awaiting some kind of house confirmation and feel you. The English property system wins no prizes either! (:
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Currently homeless thanks to the English system. Two years to sell a flat in London due to Land Registry cock-ups and buyers using shady solicitors. Nightmare. It’s baffling how we have one of the oldest property systems in the world but it’s also one of the most messed up. Good luck with your home!
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Thank you my friend! Absolutely terrible to hear you’ve had such a bad time with it and I hope it’s resolved soon!
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It won’t be long until you feel fleeced and glad of it. Best wishes.
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Arf! I missed a few sheepo puns here.
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I must be an old folk; I laughed at every pun, and I loved the drawing, too.
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Arf, thank you, NoWhere. 🙂
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I bought a new car – a manborghini – there’s no way I’m buying a car meant for a sheep
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Badumtish! Hah, very good. 😛
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Thanks for giving name to a fear!
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Arf, you’re welcome. 🙂
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Your puns are on the button
Although they deal with mutton
At least they’re more than nuttin’
And ‘nuttin else rhymes with mutton.
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Bwaha. Brilliant! 😀
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I need to buy Ewe a coffee, I’ve borrowed you to wallpaper my phone, I liked her that much. Just remember you have a bike, what more do you need in life. The house will sort itself out. Oh and good morning I think.
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Cheers, Dee. Glad you liked sheep haha. We’ll all get where we’re meant to be in the end, aye.
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Will you be living at lamb’s end?
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Oof! Badumtish! 😛
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Oh, I do hope everything works out for you in the end XXXXX
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I’m sure it will, just gotta keep at it. 🙂
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I don’t really know what to say… being a little sheepish I guess… oh by the way the Scottish property system is leaps and bounds better than the English system…
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Ack. Feeds you to a sheep. 😀
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Haha
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Awwww man! You just pasted a sheepish grin all over my face that won’t get off the road! I know. I’m stretching!!! I’m HAPPY You posted this sheep! He rocks! Your puns soar and I just know in my wee little bones that You and Your sweetie will be in THE perfect house and THE perfect time!!! You can count on that! Get it? Count on it. Sheep. Sigh. But crap! You took all the good ones!!!
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Arf, very funny mate. Glad you enjoy the sheeps. 🙂
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They’re baaaaaadass!
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Fear of buying houses…oh yeah! The stress is enough to push one over the edge.
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Ahh, crab nabbit. Just found out, making a post a draft, then undrafted it again spams everyone with a notification of publishing. Haha.
Cheers, DQ.
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Oh no I’ve probably been guilty of that too.😱
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