Finding Leads – ep. 1
“DCI Lily,” said Sally, “there’s been a break-in at the local chemist.”
“I see,” replied Lily, “anybody injured?”
“Afraid so ma’am,” said Sally. “Molly Cule, murdered at the scene.”
“Darn,” replied Lily. “Was anything stolen?”
“Yes,” said Sally checking her notes. “300 bottles of Viagra.”
“Well it would appear,” said Lily, “we may be looking for a hardened criminal.”
Little Fears 
Great short story. Very witty x
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Thank you, Julie. 🙂
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I linked you on my Wednesday post. :o)
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Aha, thank you Kris. Jolly annoying my site didn’t give you a link back (not even in spam). Linky to Kris’ website for anyone browsing comments. https://aroundthekornerblog.wordpress.com/
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You dear, but you didn’t need to do that. xoxo
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Hardened criminal!
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Mmhmmm. 🙂
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😛
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I guess he’d stand out in a crowd!
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Stick out like a sore thumb!
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Hah! Yup.
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Haha!
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😛 😛
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Stiff punishment should ensue!
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right!
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Hah, badumtish!
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I applaud this commentary. Hilarious!
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Comments are on fire for this one… 😀
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Glad you didn’t get soft on your story break. Came back with a solid one!
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Bwaha! 😀
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Giggle giggle tears in the eyes. This called to that part of my brain……:)
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Haha, yep. It’s a pretty stand up story… 😛
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Groan
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Beams 😛
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How long does it take you to come up with this stuff? Does it just flow from a deep well of snark and humor. This was laugh-out-loud material.
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Haha, 1 hour per 6 stories. When I’m pushing them out anyway, which at the moment, I’m not. Doh!
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HAHAHAHAHA! 😀
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Grins 😛
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300 bottles!!! They’ll have to look for traces of an explosion, there won’t be anything left of him!
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Nah, some might have gotten stuck in their throat. That’ll leave ’em with a stiff neck though…
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Hahaha
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Oh gawd!
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Grins A perfect response to my tales. 😛
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Lily and Sally better not dawdle. The criminal has already got a head start.
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Hah, badumtish!
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Oh no….
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Oh yes. 🙂
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“Molly Cule” – Oh, boy. If I were to bet, I’d say there was probably signs of a struggle, because she was up and atom.
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Haha, very good. 😛
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splendid
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Thank you. 🙂
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