“Sprite, brah,” said Spectre.
“Yes, bruv?” asked Sprite.
“If I’m ever on life-support, I want you to unplug me,” said Spectre.
“And then?” pushed Sprite.
“Plug me back in and see if I start,” replied Spectre.
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Little Fears 
Groan! 😀
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😛 😛 😛
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Haha. Welp, that’ll do it. Lol.
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Every I.T. problem solved, eh? 😛
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Haha. Yup!
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Rebootiful
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Arf, thank ya, Christine. 🙂
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😊
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Some of your groaners (I love them!) remind me of the German concept of the “Bartwickelmaschine” = when a joke is really old aka hoary we remind people that you need a machine to coil up a beard that’s grown soooo loooong over the years 😀
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Haha, I think that’s going to be my new favourite thing about Germany! 😀
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😀
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Works for me…….or not!
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Arf, well, it might do.
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Better than a swift kick to fix ya.
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Hah, oh my old VHS player came back to life with so many thumps and kicks…
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Funny!
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Thank ya. 🙂
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Hello, I.T. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Arf. Exactly! 😛
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Fricken hilarious. When I read ‘brah’ I chortled. My son uses with his friend all the time and it drives me batty. 😂😂😂😂
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Hah, ever seen the film Attack the Block? Although a fab British sci-fi film, the language in that would drive you mad!
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I think I have seen
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Laughing here. If only it were that easy 🙂
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It would certainly make almost everything in life a lot easier. 🙂
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Spectre is a Dad confirmed.
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Grins
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