Life Check

“Sprite, brah,” said Spectre.

“Yes, bruv?” asked Sprite.

“If I’m ever on life-support, I want you to unplug me,” said Spectre.

“And then?” pushed Sprite.

“Plug me back in and see if I start,” replied Spectre.

Original photo by Marcelo Leal on Unsplash

Thanks to Warren for the $10 Patronage.

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26 thoughts on “Life Check”

  1. Some of your groaners (I love them!) remind me of the German concept of the “Bartwickelmaschine” = when a joke is really old aka hoary we remind people that you need a machine to coil up a beard that’s grown soooo loooong over the years 😀


    1. Hah, ever seen the film Attack the Block? Although a fab British sci-fi film, the language in that would drive you mad!


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