“I sometimes think there’s a deeper meaning to our constant puns,” pondered Spectre.
“Yeah,” replied Sprite. “Some puns just can’t die.”
“I assume you heard about the ten-pun pile up on the M62 a few weeks back?” asked Spectre. “All of them survived.”
“It was a spot of luck,” said Sprite. “No pun in ten-dead.”
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That’s a real groaner. Well done.
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Thank ye, Sue. 🙂
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Groan 😩
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Cheers, Jez.
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Hahaha:)
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😛 😛 😛
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Gold. ;P
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Thanks, Brooke.
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Haha, you really have a talent for these.
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Thank you very much, Andrei.
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I’m a pun-a-holic, thank you for being my new fix. This was great.
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Heh, you’re welcome.
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LOL! Puns!
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Puns, I got em.
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Ibreally enjoyed that groan. I don’t know why but I have not been receiving notifications about your postings and I always used to read you! Maybe I missed them due to my blindness. Anyway I’ve found you again now, so I look forward to many more groany mornings! 😀
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Aw, no probs mate. WordPress has lost another 15k+ of my subscribers a few weeks back. I swear, if it wasn’t for the community on WordPress, I woulda left this platform yonks ago, haha.
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Lol. I have missed all your morning laughs. Anyway, glad to have found you again, but how COULD WP have lost so many,ppl? So VERY careless of it lol. It is a crime, I tell you – a CRIME! It could be my blindness to be fair though. I do sometimes miss stuff. 😀
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Hah, oh man, the problems I have had with WP! 😀
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Groan.
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😛 😛 😛
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Hahaha… puns!
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😛 😛 😛
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groan
I love puns and tea for breakfast!
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Waking y’all with a groan every morning.
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Just the way we like it! 🙂
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You’re killing me!!!!
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Oof, sorry mate!
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Ha ha 😊
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Grins
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No offense, but I think that pun might’ve killed ten. I still love it.
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Haha, I’ve killed thousands, mate. 😛
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😂😂😂😂😂snort snort chortle chortle
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😛 😛 😛
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That was dead good!
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Ooof, it’s a punny massacre!
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Groaning! 😀
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Awesome. 😛
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😂😂😂 I think you got it! okay?
No pun in ten-dead…
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Arf, arf.
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I wish you read for longer.
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Aha, thanks, Victor.
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That, sir/madam, is excellent.
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Sir and thank ya. 😛
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You are a pun crocker. Groan.
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Hah, thank ya.
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That’s a great one.
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I thought it was a bit of a car crash. 😛
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That’s awesome, dude! That pun was ten-fold! lol Keep up the great puns.
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Thank you, Julius.
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You’re very welcome, my friend. I knew you wouldn’t fail to amuse. Till next time. 😎
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Horribly good. In a way, it makes me want to laugh and scrub my eyes with lemons at the same time.
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You know what I like to hear, Accipiter! 😀
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I was stuck in traffic behind the said ‘pun’ pile up on the M62. Had to go the chippy for me tea!
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It was a slow-joke day. 😀
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I’m gonna try and memorize this one….
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Minor enhancement:
“Their injuries were pun-ishing, but no pun in 10-dead.”
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Oooooof! Good add, but oooof!
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Thanks for sharing
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You’re welcome.
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