“My last job was in a sperm donation clinic,” sighed Sprite.
“I knew a 500-year-old ghost who managed to get his missus pregnant,” remarked Spectre.
“So it was a phantom pregnancy?” asked Sprite.
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Little Fears 
Good to hear they succeeded. I didn’t give them a ghost of a chance.
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Hah! I saw through that ghosty comment. 😛
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Yeah, I was pretty transparent.
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I thought it was pretty clear… 😛
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It must have been a spirited coupling!
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I heard it happened at a spiritual retreat.
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They were reconnecting with their soul?
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Dad jokes! That’s the spirit.
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Thank ya. 😛
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love the play on the meanings here.
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Thank ya. 🙂
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Not a ghost of a chance I’m buying that one 😛
😀
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It’s pretty transparent, right.
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So now there will be even more ghostly tales than there were 😀
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I would but everyone would see right through them.
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Oh lol. Good joke.
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“Is there anybody there?”
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No body is here.
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I thought as much!
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groan
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Grins
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EYYYYYyyyy
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Hah! 😛
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Ahhhhhhhh giggle giggle snort snort 🙂
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Haha.
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In dogs it’s called hysterical pregnancy. There’s an oxymoron for you. And no, I don’t mean the infomercial Aussie who gets wine stains out of white shirts with fizzy detergent.
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Could have sworn it was a British brand tbh. We still have Cilit Bang…
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Haha
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😛 😛
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Bahahaha!!!
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😛 😛
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That’s it. That’s the one. My favourite post of all time.
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Hah, brilliant.
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Gives the film Ghost a whole new ending….
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Oooof! Haha!
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Very funny 🙂
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Thanks, Beautiful.
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Lolz… Very sensitive😄😄😄😄
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Grins 😛 😛 😛
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I am scared now !
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Oof, sorry! haha.
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Add my giggle here.
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Heh, thank you.
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Amazing art of story telling. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Cheers, mate.
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