Zero

“So is that for Sprites?” asked Parrotfish. “Their authors dead and social media has declared their childhood dead.”

“Many will remember Sprites fondly and the books still in circulation,” replied Cuttle. “They’ll be remembered and live on for generations.”

“Unlike the guy who wrote a book about zero before mathematics was invented,” remarked Jelly.

“I met him on the road to the afterlife,” remarked Cuttle. “I thanked him for nothing.”

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43 thoughts on “Zero”

  1. I sit ‘ere stunned. I thought I’d made a habit of expecting anything, then nothing came along. I liked the deadpan “I thanked him for nothing” in your voice : )

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      1. Love Scotland. Once did a fashion parade as a kid representing your country. Thanks for replying. Happy Sunday.

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