Kaijune – 13

It’s Deerhound! She’s featured a few times in the Fears stories. I love the idea of a giant Scottish-deerhound with antlers walking across the landscape.

I’m adamant once I’m earning enough money we’re getting a Scottish deerhound. They’re lovely dogs. Gentle giants with pokey faces.

This, of course, has my missus in tears of laughter. I’ve spent the last 15 years of my life being kicked out of bed by Jack Russell Terriers. But that’s unfair. Anyone who’s owned a terrier can attest, the little sods can stretch in bed to in-human sizes. Well, in-dog sizes? Whatever. They can take up more space in bed than a horse when they want too.

As I finish typing this, Lily, a Jack Russell cross, just shoved me off my chair. OK, maybe the missus has a point…

Bonus dog-pictures.

Lily
Sally

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Kaijune – 05

Bugger. A lack of time leads to sub-par kaiju tonight. Still doing some housekeeping on the website and collecting all of the complete series of Fears in one place. It’s a big job I’ve been putting off for an age, and it’s taking up most of my time at the moment.

As I’m only tidying up now, I might post last weeks five-part story tomorrow on one page. Then I’m done retreading old ground. To all of you subscribers and followers that have endured the flood of posts this week, I’m sorry, and thanks for sticking with me. I hope you’ve enjoyed the puns, horror stories and weird pictures.

Cheers, gang!

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