“Whisp,” sighed Spectre, “why are you hiding behind a Buddha?”
“Cause a I went to a hootenanny last night,” replied Whisp.
“I see,” said Spectre, “what’s that? Like a knees up for owls?”
“That’s what I thought it was,” moaned Whisp, “turns it’s a pensioners strip club…”
~
Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.
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Little Fears 
http://kindergiggle.blog/?p=1823
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Love the tale of Han Shan. 🙂
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https://musicalsoundscapes.wordpress.com/2017/03/30/buddha-a-global-phenomenon/
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Cool photos. 🙂
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So “oldie but goodie” doesn’t apply?
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Jokes are rarely to old. 🙂
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“Siddhartha” (a really old one) 🙂
http://wp.me/p8yJCg-3k
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Old is welcome, very cool. 🙂
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HAHA ☺♥ Good one!
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Cheers Phil 🙂
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hehe groan hehe 🙂
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😛
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This is very cool! What was your inspiration for this? How do you choose the inspirational prompts and pics?
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To be honest, I just write. Aside from classic British humor and old school TV oddness via Twilight Zone and Outer Limits, I just keep writing. 🙂
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Did you see where where that under aged Hindi girl got molested at the Buddhist shrine?
“Statutory” rape…
For further “uplifting” satire re the Buddha, meditation and such, plz see:
zerobertinho.wordpress.com, “The Meditationist”, and, ” More Meditationisting”.
They also say that Buddha guy played a mean avatar….
😉
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Oooof!
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Oh, no! No amount of prayers will purge THAT image from your mind, Whisp!
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It’s gonna take a while for him to cope with that one… 🙂
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Nice … did you ever check out Keats & Chapman?
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I started reading John Keats. Various collections on Amazon Kindle and Kobo free. Very accessible language and often quite funny. Man he didn’t get a long innings though.
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Ah, no, I meant Flann O’Brien’s comic series … there’s a preview on here, I believe … http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/657629.The_Various_Lives_of_Keats_and_Chapman
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Ahh! Perused the preview, very good! Reminds me of the Ronnie Corbet stories. 🙂
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Yes – long-winded, digressive, groan-worthy endings – shaggy dog stories, really …
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I had to look up what a “knees up” was, lol! Great post, as usual. https://emilypageart.net/2017/02/04/buddha/
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Heh, thank you.
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