Collie

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“So the gulls got him?” sighed Yuffie.

“Afraid so,” replied Fuen.

“It’s a shame he never finished creating the new bra,” sighed Yuffie.

“New bra?”asked Sprite.

“Yeah,” sighed Yuffie. “He was designing a new bra made from 80% sheep dog fur.”

“What’s the idea behind that?” asked Spectre.

“A collie bra,” said Yuffie. “To round ’em up and point ’em in the right direction.”

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Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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26 thoughts on “Collie”

  8. Bwahahaaaa! Smart move not making “breasts” or “bras” the writing prompt. And yet…fun story: when my mom was going through radiation therapy for breast cancer about 15 years ago, the breast they were treating swelled up. So as a gag gift for Christmas that year, I bought a AA bra and a GG bra and cut them each in half and sewed one AA cup and one GG cup together to accommodate her uneveness. It’s a wonder she hasn’t disowned me.

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    1. So coulda been!

      Hey, we often need humor to get us by through the darkest days. Always been certain, allowing yourself to go into a negative hole when things get tough is the worst thing you can do for your mind and body. A good laugh can get you out of it.

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