“Fern took going to jail really badly,” sighed Fuen.
“Oh dear!” said Yuffie, “what happened?”
“Well,” pushed in Sprite, “he refused food and drink, swore, growled and spat at anyone that came near him, then wiped sap on the walls!”
“Oh no!” said Yuffie, holding her head.
“Yeah,” said Fuen sighing. “We are never going to play Monopoly with him again!”
~
Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.
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Little Fears 
I love your words!
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Thank you. 🙂
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I have only a ‘spor(e)atic’ interest in Fern…
What did Bambi say to the dense forest plant?
“No, it’s ” fawntastic” not “ferntastic”!
( for more ridiculously dumb jokes, see zerobertinho.wordpress.com )
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Aha, very good! 😛
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One of your best! ?
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Aha, thank you. 🙂
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Looks like he didn’t pass GO and collect his £200.
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Heh, looks like it. 🙂
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I look forward to my daily read its sure to make me smile every time. 🙂
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Thank you. 🙂
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I guess he was a spore loser. 😀
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Oh Magick! Hahah, very good. 🙂
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I get a kick out of your little spoofs. I’m going to have to catch up and start reading them every day. They’re great!
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That’s a lotta reading back to do heh. 🙂
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good one
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Thank you. 🙂
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Your posts are amazing. So concise, entertaining and always with a twist…great writing!
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Thank you. 🙂
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This is some really brilliant content!
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Thank you. 🙂
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You know what Fern needs: a Get Outta Jail Free card.
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Hah, yup! 😀
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And maybe he landed on the Go To Jail space. Gawd I hate it when I land there!
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Haha, yup, I’ve tantrummed about that too! 😛
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