“Funny ‘ole fella Red,” said Merman.
“He’s like a fine wine,” replied Serpent.
“You mean he gets better as he gets older?” asked Merman.
“No…” sighed Serpent. “He’s like the sour grapes you had to stomp the crap out of until you had something acceptable to have dinner with…”
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Little Fears 
I’ll have to remember this one…
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Heh. Enjoyable one. 🙂
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This made me laugh out loud. I know someone like this. 🙂
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We all do… 😛
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Love this. I need to use it.
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Thank you. 🙂
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ha-ha-ha! Mermaid Stamp of Approval! 😀
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Thank you Magick. 🙂
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He he he…
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😛
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I enjoy reading your content! This story is a gem =)
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Thank you. 🙂
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