“My doctor was hopeless,” moaned Sprite.
“Why so?” asked Black Fish.
“I went to him because I had wind,” said Sprite.
“And?” asked Black Fish.
“He gave me a kite,” sighed Sprite.
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Wind
Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“My doctor was hopeless,” moaned Sprite.
“Why so?” asked Black Fish.
“I went to him because I had wind,” said Sprite.
“And?” asked Black Fish.
“He gave me a kite,” sighed Sprite.
~
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Little Fears 
That’s really cute:)
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Thank you. 🙂
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Perspective is everything. Fun!
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Mmhmm! 🙂
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Love me some wind jokes!
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Yeah, but the Christmas cracker just called me and asked for its joke back… 🙂
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So cute. Thanks for starting my day with a giggle.
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Welcies and thank you. 🙂
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LMAO.
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😛
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I’m sure there’s a string attached to this somewhere.
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Badomtish! 🙂
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Fearsome and whimsical, all in one lovely package!
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Thank you. 🙂
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😀
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😛
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[…] Little Fears […]
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Argh.
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😛
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That’s one solution. When life hands you lemons,…
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Mmhmm! 🙂
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Sounds like you’re “puckered up”…kisses!
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When life gives you gas, go fly a kite. 🙂
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Or blow up a caravan… 🙂
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Come, lets…
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Arf!
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😉
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I have not Little but Great Fears of all the breaking wind jokes that will eventually ensue…
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I use duct tape for broken wind.
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Breezy idea…
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I tried a wine cork once. Ate some tamales. Ruined a good pair of slacks and undies and killed a cat.
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Now that’s looking on the bright side 🙂
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Mmhmm! 🙂
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