Single Handed

Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 34)

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“Were you close to your mum?” asked Reala.

“Oh aye,” replied the penguin.

“She brought her up single-handedly,” pointed out another penguin.

“Gosh, that must have been hard on you,” said Reala.

“Mmhmm,” acknowledged the penguin. “It’s not easy being the daughter of a pirate.”

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45 thoughts on “Single Handed”

    1. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is home to two professional sports teams: the Pirates (baseball) and the Penguins (hockey).

      During a double-header in July, the Penguin mascot appeared at a Pirates game and frolicked with the Pirate mascot on the field between innings, whereupon the Pirate mascot did in fact place a (stuffed) parrot on the penguin’s shoulder.

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  1. I guess the rule from that old Flemish song does not apply for penguings, then:

    (The first verse actually is quite old and was written down in Flemish and published in 1856 – Oh, and yes, I’m a geek.)

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      1. A comedian from the old British Carry On films. Often played a dirty old man, his laugh was awesome. 😛

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      1. Did you know bringing up baby penguins can be very dangerous??

        You try sticking two fingers down a leopard seal’s throat and see how you go! 😉

        ( i know… that’s ‘sick’ on so many levels!) 🙂

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