Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 72)
“Good evening, Moons,” said Reala, answering the phone.
“Hello Reala, it’s Alpaca,” said Alpaca.
“Oh no,” sighed Reala. “What now?”
“Just letting you know, I’ve set up a telephone hotline,” said Alpaca. “You can call me for spiritual teachings and lessons.”
“Really?” said Reala, bracing herself.
“Yeah,” said Alpaca. “Dial-a-llama…”
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Little Fears 
Okay. This one really made me laugh. Twice!
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Arf, good! A vintage punchline haha.
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So darn funny!
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Thank you. 🙂
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Hahaha, this made my day
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Brilliant. 🙂
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Are woolly hats optional when listening to The Condors on hold.
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Hah, mandatory!
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Today you’ve won! I literally laughed out loud. This Llama approves your message, I love this new series of yours.
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Haha, thank you. I know alpacas are camelids, not llamas? But the Alpaca racker llama gags have been too well received.
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Word play…effing hilarious and brilliant. Yes, you are
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Aww, thank you, Fiery!
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Haha very clever! I love your reading of it.
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Thank you, Liberty. 🙂
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What would the llama say?
“The llama is roughly twice the size of the alpaca. … They have been used as guard animals for alpacas.”
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Haha, aye, and she’d probably tell me alpacas aren’t llamas haha.
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groan
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😛 😛 😛
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Atta boy!
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Thank you. 🙂
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Aw, look at the phone booth llama. I’d llove to try the service. 🙂
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Prolly better than a Jeremy Kyle phone in. 🙂
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Fears, there’s something about morning coffee and a little Alpaca humor on a Tuesday: rama llama ding-dong,
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Arf. My last alpaca tale for a while! Went out with a punchline that came with a vintage! 🙂
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Good one.
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Thank you. 🙂
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One of your best.
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Cheers, Viv.
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:’)
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😛
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ha-ha-ha! I’m calling!I need more zen! 😀
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Fishes stressing you out, Mermaid?
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I did a giggle snort with this one.
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Arf and narffle!
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I would totally dial-a-llama!
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Most of us would… 😛
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😛
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Cute and rollicking funny!
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Thank you. 🙂
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Now that is really funny
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Thank you, Deb.
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Good one!!
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Thank you. 😛
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This one is good.
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Thank ya again, Kritika.
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