Brass Ep. 10
She arrived in the pharmaceutical aisle. The men’s hair pomades often had petroleum jelly in. They smell nicer than Vaseline, as well. She pulled a couple off tins off the shelf and stuffed them into her bag.
Below the pomades were the ‘men’s wellbeing’ products. Iron, vitamins, zinc and more. A dozen chemist jokes leapt into her conscience. A smile tugged at the corner of her mouth. She tried to think of a chemistry pun she’d never heard before. She had heard barium jokes, H20 puns and inert gags.
With a sigh and a smile she figured, all the best chemist jokes Argon.
Original photo by Alexander Popov on Unsplash. Thanks to Warren for the $10 Patronage.
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Haha. Now, this one, I would’ve never predicted. Haha.
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Heh, and I worry about broadcasting the punchline before it arrives.
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Groan. This is a good one.
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Beams Cheers, Viv. 🙂
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haha I didn’t see that coming!
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And again, I worry about broadcasting a punchline before it arrives.
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*groan^
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😛
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I tweeted this!
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Aww, cheers, Christine. 🙂
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Wonderful
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Thank you, Casey.
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If you have a Copper Phosphorus Iodide, then the chemical formula could be ICuP
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Arf, a H away from a post-beer-drinking formula.
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Yes, Iron’t they, tho?
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Hah! Kertish!
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😂❤
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😂:P
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Boom tish..love a good chemistry pun
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Arf, cheers, Catnip!
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Your puns are the best! This is perhaps the best of your puns so far!
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Aww, heh, cheers, Rae!
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AU, outta here with the puns.
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Hah! Kertish!
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