Fowl Furnish

Posted on March 14, 2019 by LittleFears

Brass Ep. 48

Copper put her hand on Irons’ shoulder. “Hold up.” The body of a robot lay on the floor outside a furniture shop. In the window hung a wanted poster with a picture resembling the rusted machine beneath.

Wanted: Dead or Alive.

£5,000

For the crimes of murdering eighteen furniture sets with paint removal fluid.

Jackie The Stripper.

Thanks to Warren for the $10 Patronage.

9 thoughts on “Fowl Furnish”

trE March 14, 201911:06 am Reply

Haha. “The Stripper.” Peter, this is a good one!

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1. LittleFears March 14, 201911:52 am Reply
  
  😛 😛 😛 Cheers, again, Tre!
  
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2. artbychristinemallabandbrown March 14, 20197:34 pm Reply
  
  The furniture had been very distressed
  
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  1. LittleFears March 15, 201912:26 pm
    
    hah, yup!
    
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eklastic March 14, 20192:35 pm Reply

We had a pet tortoise called Jack, the Ripper (properly). Have you ever seen a tortoise lay into a lettuce leaf? — And then again, I was thinking of Jackie, the Stripper.

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1. LittleFears March 15, 201912:25 pm Reply
  
  For such slow and passive animals, man do they get angry at veg!
  
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  1. eklastic March 15, 20191:43 pm
    
    😀
    
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Anita Bacha March 15, 20194:50 am Reply

Awesome 😎

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1. LittleFears March 15, 201912:26 pm Reply
  
  Thank you, Anita!
  
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