Pony Deposit

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“What’s up?” asked Red.

“I got sacked from my job at Equine Bank,” grumbled Horse.

“Aww, I’m sorry to hear that,” said Red. “What happened?”

“Well, some old lady came in and asked me to check her balance,” grumbled Horse. “So I pushed her over.”

Now I know there’s a fear of horses! Equinophobia!

The only fear I have of ponies is that my hands getting sunburned and a pony mistakes my fingers for carrots. Shetland ponies are lovely until they see orange. Then all bets are off!

I wonder what that’s called… Carroponyfingerphobia?

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29 thoughts on “Pony Deposit”

  3. My husband and I always watch your video version. We love your voice. He comes up with cleaver things to say, I love your work because it makes me smile. My husband said, “He may have to get a job playing Horse.”

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  8. Liked that one!

    And on another note- just ordered my new “nothing mere about dreams” teeshirt while wearing my “I love spiders” one! Gonna put a plug out there for the women’s soft tee shirts- quality is excellent! (Size up though if you want a looser fit) I swear I’m going to do a blog post about the stuff I’ve bought from other bloggers soon!

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    1. Crikey, thanks for the support, Lauren! I sure hope you like them. 🙂

      I’ll be resharing the blog post everywhere when it lands, heh. Thank you.

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