“So the birds took over?” asked Yuffie.
“Yeah,” grumbled Claws. “A hundred pigeons led a violent uprising.”
“Oh dear,” said Yuffie. “Did they take legal ownership of your farm as well?”
“All seventy-six acres,” cried Claws. “I tell ya, it was a planned coo.”
For anyone in need of a laugh this morning, there’s a bird I follow on Twatter. Jon Pigeon. A biscuit obsessed London pigeon who can work social media. twitter.com/pigeonjon
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Little Fears 
I didn’t see that coming. Brilliant.
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Neither did Claws. 😛
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Lol
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I needed that. Did the chickens fly the coup?
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I reckon the idea was seeded there.
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Lol
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So Claws told on the birds, eh? What is he, a stool pigeon? 😉
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Hah! Ketish!
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🤣🤣🤣
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😛 😛 😛
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I wonder if Fuen took part in that…
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She’s a crow for a coo!
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Abaolutely loved it. I bellowed with laughter. 😜😜😂😂😂
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Awesome. 😛 😛
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Power to the pigeons! (raises wing in solidarity) 😀
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Wait, do pigeons eat fish? Shouldn’t a mermaid want most bird life out the way? 😛
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Grabbed me.
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Cheers for flying in. 🙂
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Revolting! And wonderful.
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