“Why build a road on an empty island?” pondered Spectre.
“Maybe it’s for wildlife trying to get fit,” remarked Sprite.
Spectre hopped off the tarmac and headed into the forest. “I don’t think animals care about calories.”
“I guess not,” replied Sprite. “Lucy said you once burned 2,000 calories in an hour.”
“Yeah,” sighed Spectre. “I left a cake in the oven too long.”
Skidding in a bit late this morn… After… Evening… Ruddy ‘eck, I am late today!
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nice story
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Cheers, Larry.
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LOL! Been there, done that. Expensive way to burn calories.
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Hah, it’s a story from experience.
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That’s funny and smart. 🙂
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Cheers, Ahamin.
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Hahaha! That isn’t the right way to burn calories, Spectre. Although…2,000 calories….That must have been some cake. 😆
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Hah, I’ve burned a few cakes in my time.
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More smiles, I love these 🙂
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Thanks again, David. 🙂
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*shakes head * 🙂
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😛 😛 😛
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LOL! If only that would work 🙂
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Hah, I hope it works! I’ve burned a few cakes already.
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That pun was half-baked…
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Arf! Badumtish!
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Brilliant!
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Thank ya.
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I guess🤔 I just found a way to burn calories..😂
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Hah, starve to slim, the only way to win.
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Arf! I’d rather eat my way slim! There’s gotta be a way of doing that…
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ROFL!!! 😝
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😛 😛 😛
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The family really enjoyed this one! Thanks!
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Hh, not too many burnt cakes I hope!
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Ha ha ha! So good! 😂 xx
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Cheers, Brooke. 🙂
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That’s definitely how I burn calories too!!
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Heh, I think we all do some days. Doh!
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