“How did you get to this island?” asked Spectre. “You didn’t come with me, and I didn’t tell anyone I was coming here.”
“I’m not sure,” pondered Sprite. “I remember waiting at a dirty bus stop next to a lobster with breast implants. One was a crusty bus station, and the other a busty crustacean.”
They chuckled together. Sprite squeezed Spectres shoulder. “Please, don’t walk up the road.”
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Little Fears 
It’s morning chuckle time again 🙂
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Years ago, a dear friend of mine told me this bus station joke while I was driving. I nearly veered off the road. I was laughing so hard.
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Joke-tellers take no responsibility for their audiences crashes.
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Glad I can give you a daily grin.
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headdesk
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Beams 😛
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This one elicited two groans – one from me and one from my husband.
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Haha, excellent! 😛
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Very punny!
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Thank ya, Rae. 😛
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Pretty funny!
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Thank you, Thomas.
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A great one today.
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Thank ya, Viv.
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My mother would not be amused at such a dirty joke. I had a titter or two though!
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Hah, I think it’s worth a titter.
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Wow, every day is a leaning experience 😀 This might rank up there with my favs. Have good evening, P.
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Arf. Thanks Badger. Glad you enjoyed.
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That must have made you crabby…
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You clawed out that pun.
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