I saw a fantastic invention for snakes with large breasts the other day. A co-bra.
It was created by a government-employed snake. She’s a civil-serpent.
She’s an amazing inventor who also created jobs for unemployed snakes cleaning cars. It’s great to see windscreen-vipers in work.
Good grief, will these posts ever end?
Also, will the internet ever be able to see a snake and not think of Albino Black Sheep?
Badger, badger, badger, badger…
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Little Fears 
Adder-nuff snake puns? no, never!
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Hah. Badumtish!
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Your posts are becoming a habit. a 30 second smile at the start of the day. Thank you 🙂
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Excellent, that’s the hope of this site.
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genius comedy… good job👍👍
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Arf, thank ya.
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Groan, groan, groan, groan… :)) (I think that badger video made me dizzy…)
Great “hairdo”, by the way, regarding the Kaiju.
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Haha, early days of the internet and I’m sure most people have seen it at least once!
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The title scared me, but after bravely venturing onward I was rattling the snake out of the morning.
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Oooof, haha.
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So true so funny
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Thank ya, Poet.
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Snake puns! I think you’re just trying to hiss us off! 😉
Thanks for my daily don’t-dare-read-this-at-breakfast laugh!
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Hah, sorry for causing any orange juice spillage.
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This post made me chuckle throughout. I loved it! Wtg my friend!
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Cheers, Melanie.
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Very funny puns … 😄
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Thanks, Mystery.
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Thissssssssss isssssssssssss ssssssssssssuper funny! 😀
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Ssssssssssssssssilly reply. 😛
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Omg I’m laughing so hard
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Arf. Sorry!
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The humor
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Cheers, Chillments.
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Respect
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Cool! I like all the puns. Have a great day!
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Thanks, Scarlett.
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You’re welcome 🙂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣… a snake pun…
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😛 😛 😛
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Couldn’t asp for a more amusing post.
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Arf, thank ya. 😛
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LittleFears, your comedy is very good. I’m a punster myself, so seeing another man/woman of pun culture is a great joy! Keep it up! 8/10
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Arf, thank ya, Orphen. We’re about 76% puns, 18% horror and 4% fluff, here.
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You don’t fail to make me smile (read laugh)
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Arf, excellent.
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