“I want him back,” sighed Sprite.
“We all want friends back,” sighed Yuffie. “Lucy’s mate Gav died of heartburn last week.”
“Hold up,” said Lucy. “Gaviscon?”
Is that one a bit too British? Do you get Gaviscon outside of the UK?
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Little Fears 
Chuckling all the way to the cabinet for the ‘pink liquid’ – (in the States, Pepto-Bismol, trademark pink ) my heartburn go-to
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I like the taste of Peptop, which I’m told s odd, haha!
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I’ve never seen Gav. I’ll have to look it up. I’m an avid fan of British entertainment.
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Gaviscon is a heartburn medicine, hehe.
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Ah! Okay. 🙂
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Gaviscon is available in Canada 😀 as is The Pink goo !
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It’s available all over the English speaking world, apparently, haha.
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I recognize the bottle, but I’m not sure it’s called Gaviscon here in the States. I still got the joke though, so definitely not too Bristish. =)
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Aha, awesome. I do worry about the Britishness of some jokes, heh.
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I could swear that we have Gaviscon here in the US somewhere. The pink goo isn’t all we have. Anyway I got the joke.
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Excellent, as long as folks chuckle.
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Yes, we get Gaviscon over here “across the pond”. And, yes, that was hysterically funny! Thank you!
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Hah, excellent.
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Lol. Love it.
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Cheers, Zany.
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Well it makes more sense than Rennie
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Hah! Oh, I coulda used Rennie!
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Lol, burp!
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Most excellent burn today! Even Wifey laughed. I have a bottle of Gaviscon on my night stand. Very helpful for mild hiatal hernias too.
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Glad this one wasn’t too Brit centric. I was expecting crickets, haha.
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What’s the technical term for a groan/laugh? I think I just graughed! You get me every time. Nice one!
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A snorttle. A chortle and a snort. 😛
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Ouch!
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😛
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How you have to gall to continue this I do not know. I can’t stomach much more!
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Damn man, right to the heart.
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That one took me a beat. Nicely punned.
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Arf, thank ya, Em.
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My his soul rest in peace. Hahaha
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And without heartburn, haha.
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We have Gaviscon in South Africa. 🙂 So, yeah, I got the punchline. Haha!
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Aha, awesome 🙂
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That was very amusing and yes Australia has Gaviscon 🖤
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It flew over my star-spangled head.
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Oof, sorry!
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It’s gotten about, haha. Awesome.
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I thought was an American product. I first became aware of it in the States.
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I have no idea where it came from, we just get a lot of ads on the radio and TV for it over here, haha. Their website says they originated in Boston, Lincolnshire though. So UK I guess.
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lol
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😛
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