Lily crept across the car park, and standing on a skip, had a peek in the window.
Sally sat in the car adjusting her hat and truncheon when suddenly, Robyn opened the car door. Sally screamed, reaching for her batton, but it was too late. Robyn had Sally in her vice-like grip and was dragging her out of the car.
“Stay right there!” yelled Robyn, Lily froze, watching helplessly from across the car park. “I knew you were onto me. I’ve following you pattern for days. Your cat puns DCI Lily, they are appawling!”
“You’re looking for Robyn aren’t you?” asked Ivana.
“Yes,” replied Lily. “She’s been on the rob again.”
“My ex used to work at a wine company a few years back,” started Ivana. “When they were selling up, I’m sure I saw Robyn nosing around the warehouse. Maybe she bought the property from them. It’s in a quiet area.”
“Thank you,” said Lily. “I remember your ex. She had an excellent nose for wine.”
“The best,” said Ivana. “Shaped just like a corkscrew.”
The Little Fears have all new, all original, hand-drawn art pieces on Etsy. With our trusty Faber-Castels, we shall take over the world! Or sell a few art pieces… One of the two… www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears
Sally meandered through the apartment. She took note of a box of calendars and two crates of clocks. There was a vintage globe in the corner of the room. She ambled over to it and gave it a slow spin.
“That was my exes globe,” sighed Ivana. “She passed away the day she finished painting the maps on it.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” said Sally.
“It’s OK,” replied Ivana. “It just means the world to me.”
The Little Fears have a helped the illustrator make a couple of Skillshare courses. A subscription to Skillshare costs just 0.99$ for the first three months which you can cancel any time. There’s also a ton of free courses, not even needing the 0.99$ to watch. Skillshare has thousands of courses by writers, artists and oddballs. Click the link to sign up. https://skl.sh/2ltTlya
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The Little Fears January is available on Amazon. Filled with 90 tales of humour, love, frogs and groans. You can buy both ebook and paperback editions here: https://amzn.to/2NAk1dP
Now, you may not have noticed this, but I’ve been putting a ton of original art on my Etsy store this week. It’s working out quite well as a creative horror outlet while my daily tales are running the current ongoing story.
A couple of things have occurred this week though. The main one being I have run out of the smaller paper I have been using. That’s not much of an issue right? Just go buy more. But I have a larger pad of the same stupidly thick, 240gsm card that I have been promising to use once the smaller pad ran out. That’s a fear for me. Use big fancy paper? Heck, the current 5-inch by 7-inch paper is the biggest scale I have ever drawn at. I have made bigger prints, but my actual illustrations are usually tiny. So yeah, this week, I have a fear of big paper.
Something else has occurred. I have been reunited my fancy paper that I left behind in London and the printer. So I can return to art prints again. Awesome. BUT! There’s another but… But I am pricing up a Moo.com order for the future of my art prints. Why? Well, I love my current canvas effect paper. But ordering the paper in batches of 50 then using official HP ink costs far more money than it ever should for something as simple as my prints. There’s also no difference in quality between my prints and the Moo prints. It’s just a different paper type. Moo use flat matte instead of canvas paper. By ordering 500 or more prints at a time through Moo I can bring down the costs to me and start hitting the markets up in Scotland. Though this is of course once I have a house and space to separate and organize 500 prints. Eesh. Nearly there. So, yes, if you still want to order my prints on fancy arse canvas effect paper, you have a couple of months at most before I’m ready to move onto bulk orders and new paper for my prints.
One last wee thing. I’ve mentioned ACEOs a great many times to fellow artists. Never done them properly myself. So this week I’ve put in an order for 200 or so cards of different paper types, and I’ll be having a go at them myself. What’s an ACEO, I hear the uninitiated cry? Well, it’s an original art piece on a canvas, card or paper the size of a playing card. You get fancy frames and sleeves for them. They only sell for about £6. But (another but? Really?), I think they will work well with what I do. Compact and quirky. The perfect creative outlet for the Little Fears. Keep your eyes peeled for them, they’ll be about in the coming weeks.
Now I know after all this, you’re busting to see my Etsy store right? Well, you’ll need a link, just like the one below.
I have another suggestion for you creatives while you’re here. It’s a Skillshare class by one of my favourite teachers. Melanie Greenwood. How To Sell Your Art Online With Etsy.
As always, my Skillshare sign up links offers 2 months of premium subscription for free. There’s no obligation to carry on past 2 months, you can cancel any time before your 60 days are up and you won’t pay a penny. It’s well worth it. Thousands of courses by creative lords and ladies. From photography and art to blogging and marketting.
The Little Fears have all new, all original, hand-drawn art pieces on Etsy. With our trusty Faber-Castels, we shall take over the world! Or sell a few art pieces… One of the two… www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears
The Little Fears have a helped the illustrator make a couple of Skillshare courses. A subscription to Skillshare costs just 0.99$ for the first three months which you can cancel any time. There’s also a ton of free courses, not even needing the 0.99$ to watch. Skillshare has thousands of courses by writers, artists and oddballs. Click the link to sign up. https://skl.sh/2ltTlya
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