Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“How about you, Blue?” asked Black Fish.
“I once thought I was a race horse,” said Blue Fish.
“Really?” asked Black Fish.
“Yeah, I even got pills for it,” sighed Blue Fish. “I had to take one tablet every four laps.”
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“I had a lonely time in the hospital,” said Spider. “Ward 122, on the 12th floor.”
“Why so?” asked Fuen.
“Because my sister used to believe she was an express elevator,” sighed Spider.
“So?” asked Fuen.
“She couldn’t stop on my level,” sighed Spider.
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“Get off my arm!” yelled Swimmer.
“You know,” said Black Fish, “your heart beat feels as regular as clockwork.”
“That’s because that’s my watch,” sighed Swimmer.
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“Hey Red,” said Cloud, “didn’t you used to wear glasses?”
“I went to the doctors once because I thought I needed glasses,” said Red
“Really?” asked Serpent. “What did he say?”
“You certainly do sir, this is a fish and chip shop,” grumbled Red.
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“The pen got me,” said Cloud.
“Aye?” asked House.
“I went to the doctor once because I sucked up and swallowed a pen,” said Cloud.
“Good grief,” said House. “What did the doctor say?”
“He told me to sit down,” sighed Cloud, “and write my name…”
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“How about you Bird?” asked Spectre.
“I went to the doctor once because I’d swallowed a spoon,” said Bird.
“What did the doctor say?” asked Spectre.
“Sit down and don’t stir,” grimaced Bird.
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“It’s the food in the hospital I hate,” sighed Whisp.
“I had a bad reaction to hospital food once,” said Serpent.
“Ah,” said Red, “I once ate a film strip instead of a tablet.”
Serpent raised an eyebrow.
“I had to wait and see if anything developed,” said Red.
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“What about you Aqua?” asked Black Fish, “any visits to the doctor?”
“I once thought I was God,” whispered Aqua.
“When did that start?” croaked Black Fish.
“Oh, you know,” muttered Aqua, “when I created the sun, then the earth…”
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“I saw a doctor the other week because I thought I was a bridge,” said Whisp.
“Oh aye,” replied Yuffie.
“He said ‘good grief, man what’s come over you?'” said Whisp.
“Oh God,” said Yuffie.
“I said two cars, a truck and a coach,” grinned Whisp.
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“I think you should ask the doctor for a second opinion,” said Cloud.
“I did,” replied Sprite.
“What did he say?” asked Cloud.
“Come back tomorrow,” sighed Sprite.
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Little Fears 