Elephant Room

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 4)

“Mind if I order on a tab?” asked Yuffie.

“Sure,” replied Reala. “Running a bit short?”

“Yeah, I bought Fuen an elephant for her room,” said Yuffie.

“Hey, yes, thanks for that,” said Fuen.

“Don’t mention it,” replied Yuffie.

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500 Injuries

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 3)

Fuen staggered into the pub.

“You look knackered,” said Reala.

“I know,” sighed Fuen. “I just injured myself walking 500 miles delivering post.”

“Oh dear,” replied Reala.

“The postal company said I had to walk 500 more,” moaned Fuen.

“Injured at work? You could be entitled to compensation,” said Yuffie. “Call the Pro Claimers to find out.”

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Lincoln Yuffie

Grey Moon – Sunday (ep. 2)

 

Yuffie wandered into the bar, wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard. She took a stool at the bar and ordered a pint.

“Going to a party?” laughed Reala.

“A costume party,” replied Yuffie. “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.”

“Your love is Abe Lincoln?” asked Reala.

“Yeah,” grumbled Yuffie. “My last four scores were seven years ago.”

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Serving String

Just then, a piece of string walked into the bar.

“Oh hell no,” yelled Reala, “I don’t serve pieces of string here!”

“Darn,” grumbled the piece of string. She wandered back outside, looped herself up and over then tattered her ends up. While straightening her tie she walked back in.

Reala eyed her with suspicion. “Aren’t you the piece of string I threw out a moment ago?”

“No luv,” she replied. “I’m a frayed knot.”

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