“I am tired of being made a joke of,” said Red.
“Me too,” grumbled Hydra.
“I mean, there’s just a lot of things I don’t understand” mumbled Red.
“Such as?” asked Hydra.
“Cloning,” pointed out Red.
“That makes two of us,” said Hydra.
Catch
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Fawn
“The missus wants me to work through the Kama Sutra,” said Deer.
“Nice,” said Fawn.
“Would be if I was younger,” sighed Deer.
“Oh dear,” snickered Fawn.
“She says if I don’t do page 37 with her tonight she’s going to leave me,” grumbled Deer.
“Well that puts you in an awkward position,” giggled Fawn.
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Fit
“Gotta keep fit,” said Sprite.
“Uhuh,” mumbled Spectre.
“You know,” interrupted Hydra, “my gran started walking ten thousand steps a day when she was 50.”
“Really?” asked Spectre.
“Yup,” replied Hydra. “She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the feck she is.”
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Routes
“OK,” said Serpent, “I really think this route was too long.”
“We couldn’t have taken the main road,” grumbled Hydra.
“So you say,” grouched Serpent.
“It was a pretty major traffic accident,” snapped Hydra.
“It was a frickin’ ice cream van,” hissed Serpent.
“Yeah,” replied Hydra, “but the street was coned off.”
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Spirit Animals
“The illustrator wants to include me in a tale,” sighed Susan.
“Oh, you too?” asked Mermaid.
“Yeah,” moaned Susan. “He was badgering me during my spirit animal class.”
“Ah,” gasped Mermaid. “What is your spirit animal?”
“Flamingo,” replied Susan.
“Nice,” approved Mermaid.
“Yeah,” continued Susan. “You know, I had to put my foot down.”
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Psychic
“Pretty good, man,” said Bug, “how’s you?”
“Not bad man, on the lookout though,” replied Spectre.
“How come?” asked Bug.
“Just been to see a psychic,” said Spectre. “She warned me someone will swindle me out of money today.”
“Yikes!” exclaimed Bug.
“I know right,” said Spectre. “Best £800 I ever paid.”
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Mate
“You’ll have to excuse Sid,” said Elephant.
“S’alright,” said Fish, “why is he in such a bad mood?”
“Been the victim of ID theft,” said Elephant.
“Oh dear,” said Fish.
“Mhmm” nodded Elephant. “Now he’s just called S.”
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Bird
“Sorry to hear that, Pterodactyl” said Yuffie.
“What’s up?” asked Fuen.
“I just told my man I was leaving him because of his ‘Who Wants To Be a Millionaire’ obsession,” grumbled Pterodactyl.
“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “What did he say?”
Pterodactyl sighed. “Is that your final answer?”
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Under
“He’s hiding from me,” growled Yuffie.
“Why?” gasped Spectre.
“Because he sold me a thesaurus,” grumbled Yuffie, “but when I checked it, all the pages were blank.”
“Oh dear,” said Spectre.
“I have no words to describe how angry I am,” said Yuffie.
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Bubble Wrap
“He’s trying to gather as many bubbles as he can,” sighed Spectre.
“But why?” asked Fuen.
“He thinks if he can gather enough bubbles he can make a giant slab of bubble wrap,” said Spectre.
“Bubble wrap?” asked Fuen.
“Yeah” said Spectre, “he’s pretty stressed.”
“But why bubble wrap?” asked Fuen.
“Bubble wrap is cheap, therapy is expensive,” grinned Spectre.
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Little Fears 