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“Then I chopped it down,” declared Serpent.

“But why?” asked Cloud.

“To style, create and build my own IKEA sofa and cupboard set,” said Serpent.

“Oh my!” exclaimed Cloud impressed. “Did you make it up?”

“Yeah,” admitted Serpent, “I’m actually buying a set next week.”

Cloud winced.

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“Oh my!” exclaimed Yuffie. “You climbed right to the top?”

“Yes, I did,” replied Serpent.

“What was up there?” asked Fuen.

“A wise man,” replied Serpent. “Said to be the man who created crossword puzzles.”

“Incredible” said Spectre, “what’s he called?”

“P something… T something something…” sighed Serpent.

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“OK,” said Yuffie, “well it’s good you escaped, but why did Lizard chase you around the breakfast table?”

“Made a scene at his wedding,” sighed Spectre.

“Oh dear,” said Yuffie. “What happened?”

“Well you know you’re meant to throw rice at the bride?” said Spectre.

“Yes,” replied Yuffie.

“Nobody told me I had to take it out of the bag first,” grumbled Spectre.

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“Red’s gone missing,” sighed Serpent.

“Oh dear,” said Fuen, “any idea why?”

“Oh, he threw a tantrum at me after I dragged him around on a shopping trip for 4 hours,” replied Serpent.

“Oh no,” squeaked Fuen, “what set him off?”

“I told him to get out of his sledge,” grumbled Serpent.

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“Well, I spat it out,” said Serpent.

“Really?” asked Red. “You won’t even give GM food a chance?”

“Certainly not!” said Serpent. “Don’t tell me you’re OK with GM foods?”

“Well I don’t mind them,” said Red.

“Have you actually tried any GM foods?” asked Serpent.

“Oh yes,” said Red. “I had a lovely leg of salmon the other day.”

Serpent winced.

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“I tell ya, Red,” said Spectre, “I hated math.”

“Oh, I didn’t mind math class,” said Red.

“It was just numbers and numbers,” moaned Spectre.

“Ancient history class was the one I didn’t like,” said Red.

“Really?” exclaimed Spectre. “Why?”

“Oh, it was the teacher,” sighed Red. “He used to Babylon…”

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“Black Fish really does have it in for ducks doesn’t he,” observed Fuen.

“Yeah. He’s had it in for them since they broke his indoor clothes dryer,” sighed Yuffie.

“Really?” said Fuen, raising an eyebrow.

“Oh yes,” said Yuffie.

“To us it was a broken clothes dryer,” interjected Spectre. “To Black Fish, it was the end of an airer.”

Fuen winced.

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“Red, are you still fighting Snake?” yelled Spectre.

“Hell yeah!” shouted Red.

“What started it?” asked Fuen.

“Red was in the Homebase outdoor section where Snake works,” sighed Spectre. “Snake slithered up to him and asked him if he wanted decking.”

“And?” asked Fuen.

Red waved a fist in the air, “I got in there first!”

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“Then why the heck did you destroy my castle?” yelled the Doctor.

“You know darn well why!” shouted Spider.

“Not a clue,” grumbled the Doctor.

“You said my wife had a nice lookin’ vagina,” screeched Spider.

“No,” groaned the Doctor. “I said she had acute angina…”

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“She’s about 100 times the size of you,” laughed Fuen.

“I know,” sighed Sprite. “But I think I love her.”

“Are there any difficulties?” asked Fuen.

“Not really,” replied Sprite. “There is one thing though…”

“What’s that?” grinned Fuen.

“Well she has an obsession with drinking fresh tropical juice,” sighed Sprite.

“Erm,” pondered Fuen. “Why is that a problem?”

“Because she has cartons of it everywhere. I mean like over 300 cartons in the kitchen alone,” grumbled Sprite.

“Cripes,” said Fuen.

“I know,” mumbled Sprite. “It’s enough to make a mango crazy.”

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