Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“Red is out there chasing helicopters again,” sighed Yuffie.
“Does he ever catch anything?” asked Spectre.
“Yeah, he’s caught a few light aeroplanes,” replied Yuffie.
“Oh really?” asked Spectre.
“Caught me on a flying carpet once,” sighed Fuen.
“Good grief!” exclaimed Spectre. “Were you OK?”
“Well I survived,” replied Fuen, “but it was a rugged experience.”
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“I’ll tell you one thing,” said Spider. “I won’t miss all the clutter I accumulated during daily life.”
“Oh? Tell me about it,” replied Snake.
“I feel sorry for whoever has to sort out the closet under my stairs,” said Spider.
“I had someone pre-sell me a coffin,” laughed Snake.
“A coffin?” exclaimed Spider.
“Yeah, it’s in my shed,” replied Snake.
“A coffin in your shed?” laughed Spider. “That’s the last thing you need.”
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“Oh, he didn’t?” sighed Fuen.
“Afraid so” said Sprite. “Ate half the castle while he was at it.”
“Such a shame, poor Turtle,” lamented Fuen.
“Did you know his father was a 3 times world champion skier?” asked Sprite.
“Really?” asked Fuen. “What happened to him?”
“Oh, you know,” said Sprite. “He went downhill fast.”
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“No!” yelled Black Fish.
“Well why not?” gargled Spectre.
“Because my keyboard broke too,” stropped Black Fish.
“Is that why you’re angry enough to eat me today?” burbled Spectre.
“Yeah,” snorted Black Fish. “I’ve lost CTRL.”
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“OK,” said Fuen, “but why is Hydra howling at the moon?”
“He’s just a bit upset at his PC breaking” replied Red.
“Can’t he fix it?” asked Fuen.
“Doesn’t look like it,” said Red. “He keeps getting stuck during the trouble shooting.”
“Which bit of trouble shooting?” asked Fuen.
“The last bit,” replied Red. “He says his keyboard doesn’t have an ‘any’ key.”
Fuen winced.
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“Well, you could use a photo copier,” suggested Spider.
“Never happenin’,” sighed Gecko.
“Why not?” asked Spider.
“Our office copier is possessed by the spirit of Bob Marley,” replied Gecko.
“Oh wow,” said Spider, “how do you know?”
“Because” mumbled Gecko, “it’s always jammin’.”
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“So, there’s this SEO expert right,” said Snake.
“Right,” replied Spectre.
“And he walks into a bar,” said Snake.
“OK,” said Sprite.
“Bars” said Snake.
“Mmhmm,” said Spectre.
“Pub. Public house,” said Snake.
“Oh god,” sighed Sprite.
“Irish bar, beer, drink, alcohol, wine, liquor, spirits,” continued Snake.
“It’s like being on LinkedIn,” whined Sprite.
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“Murdered!” gasped Fuen.
“Afraid so,” sighed Cloud. “Officer of the law, I believe.”
“I can’t believe it,” said Fuen.
“I’m afraid it’s true” said Cloud. “He shot the font in the back before making his escape on a duck.”
“Wait,” paused Fuen, “he shot a font?”
Cloud nodded. “He shot the Serif.”
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“Oh, I’m just stressed,” mumbled Sprite.
“I find walks in the evening refreshing,” sighed Red.
“Well I find watching the wind in the trees refreshing,” said Spectre.
“I find painting quite refreshing,” pondered Fuen.
“I find pressing F5 refreshing,” grinned Yuffie.
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“Is Red still up there?” asked Sprite.
“Yep,” sighed Fuen.
“Still trying to catch the drone?” asked Sprite.
“Yep,” sighed Fuen.
“He’ll never catch it,” pipped in Yuffie.
“I know,” sighed Fuen.
“Hey, how’s the new magazine goin’?” asked Sprite.
“What new magazine?” asked Fuen.
“Yuffie has a new magazine. She’s writing about flying drones,” said Sprite.
“Oh yeah?” quizzed Fuen.
“Oh yes!” said Yuffie. “It’s really taken off.”
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Little Fears 