Category: Spiders

Television

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“Was that a TV?” asked Sprite.

“Yeah,” sighed Spectre.

“It’s massive,” said Sprite, looking down at the wreckage.

“Was massive,” sighed Spectre.

“Why were you even trying to get a TV that big upstairs?” asked Sprite.

“Got it cheap online,” said Spectre. “700 channels, no subscriptions, 128 inch, full 4k definition, – for £1. Had a faulty volume button.”

“Ah,” said Sprite. “Couldn’t turn it down?”

 

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Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Employment

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Spectre gave a deep sigh.

“What’s wrong?” asked Fuen.

“Been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder,” said Spectre. “So I phoned my boss to tell him I’d need some time off.”

“And?” inquired Fuen.

Spectre sighed again. “I said you’re self-employed, you silly sod.”

 

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Fern

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“Fern took going to jail really badly,” sighed Fuen.

“Oh dear!” said Yuffie, “what happened?”

“Well,” pushed in Sprite, “he refused food and drink, swore, growled and spat at anyone that came near him, then wiped sap on the walls!”

“Oh no!” said Yuffie, holding her head.

“Yeah,” said Fuen sighing. “We are never going to play Monopoly with him again!”

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Flower

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Flower put down the phone with a sigh.

“What’s up?” asked Fuen.

“Lilypad called me three hours ago from work, saying he had forgotten his glasses,” said Flower. “So I told him to use his contacts.”

“Right,” said Fuen.

“He just called me back,” sighed Flower. “Said he’d called everyone on his phone, and they didn’t know where his glasses were either.”

 

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Laundry

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“Oh, good lord,” sighed Yuffie.

“What’s up?” asked Spectre.

“There has been a thief stealing the Little Fears women’s clothing,” sighed Fuen.

“In size order,” added Yuffie. “Must be OCD.”

“Oh dear,” said Spectre. “Have the police caught them yet?”

“No,” said Yuffie, “they’re still at large.”

 

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Lesson

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“Haaarruuumph” said Yuffie sulking and kicking a cup around the hill.

“What’s up?” asked Spectre.

“The illustrator just threw me out of the class he was teaching,” replied Yuffie.

“Oh dear, Yuffie,” sighed Spectre, “what was the class about?”

“The illustrator was teaching us how to write stories and bad jokes in 512 characters or less to fit in as flash fiction,” stated Yuffie. ”He went mad when I said a really rude word startin’ with C.”

“Well that wasn’t clever was it?” said Spectre.

“No,” replied Yuffie, “it was cu

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Soft Drink

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“What are you in for?” asked Ged.

“Broke and stretched my leg in 12 places,” sighed Bara.

“Jeez,” gasped Ged.

“And you?” asked Bara.

“Scared a human and he threw a can of pop at my head,” sighed Ged.

“Ouch,” replied Bara, “must have hurt.”

“Nah,” said Ged. “It was a soft drink.”

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Hats

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“Why was Ged on the train line?” asked Fuen.

“His hat was taken to another platform by the wind,” replied Reptile.

“Oh,” said Fuen. “He likes hats, doesn’t he?”

“Yeah,” replied Reptile. “I once borrowed his lamp shade hat.”

“Nice,” said Fuen.

“No, it wasn’t,” said Reptile. “It made me feel light headed.”

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Collie

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“So the gulls got him?” sighed Yuffie.

“Afraid so,” replied Fuen.

“It’s a shame he never finished creating the new bra,” sighed Yuffie.

“New bra?”asked Sprite.

“Yeah,” sighed Yuffie. “He was designing a new bra made from 80% sheep dog fur.”

“What’s the idea behind that?” asked Spectre.

“A collie bra,” said Yuffie. “To round ’em up and point ’em in the right direction.”

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Elevation

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“So let me get this straight,” said Fuen. “You sit in a giant coffee cup, naked, inside an elevator?”

“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.

“Then you jump out at every floor and shout ‘anyone fancy a coffee cake?'” sighed Fuen.

“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.

“Spectre,” said Yuffie, “that is just wrong, on so many levels…”

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