Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“Still after fish puns?” asked Cloud.
“Yeah,” replied Kraken, “got any new ones?”
“Afraid not,” said Cloud.
“I am thinking of offering a reward for the best fish pun” said Kraken.
“Maybe 300 shells for the winning pun?” suggested Cloud.
“Not a bad idea for a prize,” said Kraken, “are you interested?”
Cloud pondered for a moment. “Let me mullet over…”
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“Well,” said Spectre, “it wasn’t that bad.”
“But she did damage, right?” asked Fuen.
“Well yes,” said Spectre, “but she only ate the clock tower.”
“Aye?” questioned Fuen.
“Oooh,” interrupted Yuffie, “that would be because White is on a clock diet at the moment.”
“A clock diet?” sighed Fuen.
“Yeah,” said Yuffie, “it’s quite time consuming.”
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“Would you three break it up?” yelled Yuffie.
“He started it!” said Clouds.
“No, he started it,” stropped Clouds.
“Nuh uh, it was him,” hissed Clouds.
“OK,” said Yuffie, “what happened?”
“He threw a tropical bird at me,” shouted Clouds.
“And then?” asked Yuffie.
“I showed him,” growled Clouds. “Toucan play at that game!”
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“He sounds a bit melancholy,” said Red.
“Well he is a little,” replied Serpent.
“Any reason?” asked Red.
“It all started that day he attacked a laundrette,” said Serpent. “He ate 3 barrels of colouring for clothes in the attack.”
“Oh dear,” said Red.
“Mmmhmm” mused Serpent. “From that day on it was like he’d dyed a little inside.”
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“They creep me out,” shuddered Fuen.
“Tell me about it,” said Yuffie.
“Do you know what makes them worse?” asked Fuen. “They used to be bankers.”
“Wait” paused Yuffie, “the spiders used to be bankers?”
“Oh yes,” replied Fuen.
“Why did they leave the banking profession and become spiders?” asked Yuffie.
“Not sure,” said Fuen, “I think they lost interest.”
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“Calm down, Spider!” yelled Fuen.
“No!” shouted Spider. “Wargglegarble!”
“Please don’t trash another city,” pleaded Fuen.
“That mayor shoved a packet of cuppa soup in my mouth!” screeched Spider.
“That’s what set you off?” asked Fuen. “All this over a cuppa soup?”
“Heck yeah!” snorted Spider, while ripping the top of a building off. “Nobody treats me like a mug!”
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“It’s not on,” said Lizard.
“I know,” replied Yuffie.
“I should not be terrorised by Shadow grabbing my feet everywhere I go,” stamped Lizard.
“I understand,” said Yuffie, “and I will speak to him.”
“It hasn’t been the same since we got addicted to Twitter,” stropped Lizard.
“Twitter addiction?” asked Yuffie, “I’m afraid I don’t follow you.”
Lizard groaned.
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“Wasn’t the best of weeks,” said Hill.
“Doesn’t sound it,” replied Clouds.
“You know she took my Bob Marley vinyl collection,” grumbled Hill.
“The fiend,” replied Clouds.
“And she took my Sky TV box,” mumbled Hill.
“Well that’s just wrong!” exclaimed Clouds.
“I know,” burbled Hill. “No woman, no Sky.”
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“Good grief! It was loud,” said Spectre.
“What set him off?” asked Fuen.
“He was trying to bring about the apocalypse,” said Yuffie.
“Wossa apocalypse?” asked Hydra.
“You don’t know what an apocalypse is?” asked Yuffie with a raised eyebrow.
Hydra looked between the assembled and a little surprised little fears.
“No, I don’t know what apocalypse means,” said Hydra, “and it’s not like it’s the end of the world or anything.”
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“When he climbed up the side,” cried Lighthouse Keeper, “I felt the walls shake.”
“You must have been terrified,” said Fuen.
“He got to the top and stuffed the lamp with things until no light escaped,” whimpered Lighthouse Keeper. “Then he just left.”
“What sort of stuff?” asked Yuffie.
“Mostly cheese, bottles of milk and pots of cream,” muttered Lighthouse Keeper.
“How dairy!” said Yuffie.
Fuen groaned.
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Little Fears 