Paper Fears

Now, you may not have noticed this, but I’ve been putting a ton of original art on my Etsy store this week. It’s working out quite well as a creative horror outlet while my daily tales are running the current ongoing story.

A couple of things have occurred this week though. The main one being I have run out of the smaller paper I have been using. That’s not much of an issue right? Just go buy more. But I have a larger pad of the same stupidly thick, 240gsm card that I have been promising to use once the smaller pad ran out. That’s a fear for me. Use big fancy paper? Heck, the current 5-inch by 7-inch paper is the biggest scale I have ever drawn at. I have made bigger prints, but my actual illustrations are usually tiny. So yeah, this week, I have a fear of big paper.

Something else has occurred. I have been reunited my fancy paper that I left behind in London and the printer. So I can return to art prints again. Awesome. BUT! There’s another but… But I am pricing up a Moo.com order for the future of my art prints. Why? Well, I love my current canvas effect paper. But ordering the paper in batches of 50 then using official HP ink costs far more money than it ever should for something as simple as my prints. There’s also no difference in quality between my prints and the Moo prints. It’s just a different paper type. Moo use flat matte instead of canvas paper. By ordering 500 or more prints at a time through Moo I can bring down the costs to me and start hitting the markets up in Scotland. Though this is of course once I have a house and space to separate and organize 500 prints. Eesh. Nearly there. So, yes, if you still want to order my prints on fancy arse canvas effect paper, you have a couple of months at most before I’m ready to move onto bulk orders and new paper for my prints.

One last wee thing. I’ve mentioned ACEOs a great many times to fellow artists. Never done them properly myself. So this week I’ve put in an order for 200 or so cards of different paper types, and I’ll be having a go at them myself. What’s an ACEO, I hear the uninitiated cry? Well, it’s an original art piece on a canvas, card or paper the size of a playing card. You get fancy frames and sleeves for them. They only sell for about £6. But (another but? Really?), I think they will work well with what I do. Compact and quirky. The perfect creative outlet for the Little Fears. Keep your eyes peeled for them, they’ll be about in the coming weeks.

Now I know after all this, you’re busting to see my Etsy store right? Well, you’ll need a link, just like the one below.

etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears

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Spira

‘She fell forward. The spirals winding their way into her senses. She fell forward. Was this vertigo or?… She fell forward.’

Muddy funster she’s a scary fear. Google tells me Helixphobia is a fear of spirals. I think I gave it to myself by doodling this creepy lady. This weeks #Colour_Collective is Scheveningen Yellow Light. The wee eye dot made for a terrifying yellow. Yikes!

She’s also available as an original artwork in my Etsy store. Who doesn’t want a fear of spirals in their home, right? She’s been drawn onto 240 gsm canvas card. Inked with a Faber-Castell PITT artist pen – Black. Free first class Royal Mail worldwide delivery. I also have Leo the lioness and the Siamese kitties in my shop if a barn hugging cloud doesn’t tickle your fancy.

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With special thanks

Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.

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Insect Queen

“The cannibals? Oh they were fine to start with,” said Bugly. “Then I started telling them your puns, and eventually they gave me the cold shoulder.”

One of the friendlier Fears, following the horrors I have been drawing this week. Wearing her great shell crown, the Insect Queen makes an appearance. And look at that, she has been drawn onto 240 gsm acid-free acrylic paper for some lovely texturing. She weighs in at a size of 7 inches tall by 5 inches across. Pens included in images for size reference only. They do not come with the illustration. Neither does the wood table. It’s pretty minging. Also lopsided if I’m honest… She comes with free first class shipping within one business day so will arrive on your doorstep in a speedy fashion.

If there’s a Little Fear that you’d like made to order, please do let me know.

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Kipping Kitty

Chasing Leads – ep. 20

Sally sat up in the hospital bed. “Did she get away?”

“I’m afraid so,” replied Lily.

“I’m sorry ma’am,” sighed Sally.

“It’s fine Inspector, I’m glad you’re still alive,” replied Lily. “She gave you a dose of nearly three hundred kitty sleeping tablets.”

“Three hundred!” gasped Sally. “How did she fit them all in the coffee cup?”

“I have no idea,” chuckled Lily. “How’s your head?”

“Oh, it’s OK,” replied Sally. “I’m feline fine.”

Photo by Martha Dominguez on Unsplash

The Little Fears have all new, all original, hand-drawn art pieces on Etsy.  With our trusty Faber-Castels, we shall take over the world! Or sell a few art pieces… One of the two… www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears

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Hugging barns

“Thank’s for the hug brah, it’s lonely out here.”

Who doesn’t want to see a lonely barn getting a hug from a passing cloud? They’ve been drawn onto 240 gsm canvas card. Inked with a Faber-Castell PITT artist pen – Black. Free first class Royal Mail worldwide delivery. I also have Leo the lioness and the Siamese kitties in my shop if a barn hugging cloud doesn’t tickle your fancy.

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Cat Napped

Chasing Leads – ep. 19

Just then, Lily burst through the kitchen door. “Stay right there!”

“I’ll do no such thing,” declared Robyn, sprinting towards the exit.

Sally groaned from the floor.

“Oh no,” gasped Lily, reaching down to help her partner.

“Lily,” wheezed Sally, “she’s drugged me with her cats sleeping pills.”

“Don’t worry partner,” replied Lily. “I’ll call the purramedics.”

Photo by Michael Martinelli on Unsplash

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Durthi the plant shaman

‘She watched the roots reach up out of the ground. Twirling around each other. Tying themselves together, standing tall. She would have run when she saw her face forming in the organic ballet if the roots holding her hands and feet would loosen their grip…’

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Don’t rip up flowers willy-nilly. You never know if a dryad will be watching. So, yes, Durthi has arrived at the Little Fears Etsy store. She’s available as an original art piece, not a print. On 220 gsm canvas card. Inked with a Faber-Castell PITT artist pen – Black. Free first class Royal Mail worldwide delivery. I also have Leo the lioness and the Siamese kitties in my shop if Durthi doesn’t tickle your fancy.

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Sleepy Sally

Chasing Leads – ep. 18

Sally took a few sips of her coffee. “Very nice, perfect drinking temperature.”

“I think so,” said Robyn. “Do you like felines?”

“Oh I love kittens,” replied Sally, rubbing her eyes.

“Good,” said Robyn. “I hope you see them in your dreams.”

“What…” gasped Sally, toppling over. “What have you…”

“Sleeping pills in the coffee,” replied Robyn. “I know who you are. I’ve seen you in a picture with DCI Lily. You’re not taking my moggy art away from me!”

“Oh no…” cried Sally drifting in and out of sleep. “I need a cat nap…”

Photo by Trang Nguyen on Unsplash

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Kitty Coffee

Chasing Leads – ep. 17

“You’re kind of funny,” observed Robyn. “Can I invite you in for a drink?”

“Sure,” replied Sally. As she walked through the door, she was a little unnerved at how many cats roamed the flat. “You like cats, huh?” she asked.

“I love them,” replied Robyn, switching the coffee machine on. “Cats are elegant, friendly and sexy.”

“Aren’t they just,” replied Sally. “What sort of coffee is that?”

“My own brew,” replied Robyn. “Catpurrchino.”

Photo by Alisa Anton on Unsplash

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Friendly Face

Chasing Leads – ep. 16

Robyn narrowed her eyes. “Do I know you from somewhere?”

“I don’t think we’ve met, Miss,” replied Sally, a little nervous.

“I’m usually pretty good with faces,” said Robyn. “I was in a competition once, putting names to the faces of celebrities.”

“WELL DONE!” cried Sally.

Robyn stood back. “I didn’t win.”

“Sorry,” replied Sally. “I suffer from premature congratulation.”

Photo by Philipp Berndt on Unsplash

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