Pea Demon

Introducing Pea Demon for this weeks #Colour_Collective. This weeks colour is pea green. Upon drawing her head I noticed I’d kinda drawn a pea… So let’s go with that. I always thought the Poddington Peas were a cult of some sort…

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Booked Bonce

Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 71)

“Whoa,” yelled Alpaca, “don’t hit me on the head with that thing!”

Reala waved around the broom trying to shush Alpaca out the door. “Why not?” she yelled back.

“Because I got a bump on my head,” said Alpaca. “A book fell off a shelving unit and bonked me on the bonce.”

Reala paused and inspected the big red bump.

“I have only my shelf to blame,” sighed Alpaca.

“Get out!” groaned Reala.

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Get Ducked

Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 70)

“Hang on,” grumbled Reala to Alpaca. “Is that a duck on your back?”

“Oh yes,” replied Alpaca.

“What’s she doing here?” asked Reala.

“Oh she likes my puns,” said Alpaca.

“Yep,” said the duck. “They quack me up!”

Reala reached for a broom.

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Bread Rolls

Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 69)

“I could bring my friend,” said Alpaca.

“Oh aye?” asked Reala. “Why would you bring your friend to a picnic date?”

“She’s a burger. Sort of,” pondered Alpaca.

“You’re friends with a burger?” asked Reala.

“Well, the bread bit of a burger,” said Alpaca. “She’s quite intelligent. She’s had some academic success.”

“Oh no,” said Reala, seeing it come from a mile away.

“Yep,” added Alpaca, “she’s on the honours roll.”

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Easter Pumpkins

Capricorn (ep. 80)

“When did that happen?” she asked.

“Couple of weeks back,” he replied. “He was sat on the floor, cross-legged with a tablet in his hands, focused on a picture of a pumpkin. ‘Good for Halloween’ I said. He told me it was seasonal.”

“Seasonal?” she asked.

“Yeah,” he nodded.

“Did you tell him it was Easter, not Halloween?” she asked.

“No,” he replied. “Dementia’s a twat.”

https://www.dementiauk.org/

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Picnic Park

Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 68)

“Wanna go on a date with me?” asked Alpaca.

“No,” replied Reala sternly.

“Oh come on, at least have a picnic with me,” pleaded Alpaca.

“Oh aye,” said Reala, “you are a llama of some sort, how will you bring food to a picnic?”

“Alpaca lunch,” she replied.

Reala grimaced.

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Bra Straps

Grey Moon – Saturday (ep. 67)

“Do you know your bra strap looks too tight from behind,” said Reala.

“It is rather,” sighed Alpaca. “Bit hard to adjust them with hooves.”

“Want me to loosen it a bit for you?” asked Reala.

“Would be nice,” said Alpaca. “It’s my sister’s bra.”

“Don’t have any of your own?” asked Reala.

“Yes, but they’re all in the wash. I tripped over this one sneaking into my sister’s room. I don’t think she likes me going through her stuff.”

“Ah,” said Reala. “Maybe it was a booby trap?”

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