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Chasing Leads – ep. 13

“I left her when the cat’s got too much for me,” said Poppy.

“Anything event particular?” asked Lily.

“I think the final straw,” said Poppy, “was when she made me bake her a Siamese cat out of flour, margarine, yeast and water.”

“Was anything else mixed in?” asked Sally.

“No,” replied Poppy. “It was pure bread.”

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Chasing Leads – ep. 12

“I dated her for a while,” admitted Poppy.

“Did you partake in any of her cat based shenanigans?” asked Lily.

“She made me dress up a few times,” sighed Poppy. “She’d make me wear the top half of a cat costume and slip my legs into a giant fish tail.”

“I see,” said Lily. “So you were a meowmaid?”

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Chasing Leads – ep. 11

“So how much did you know about her?” asked Lily.

“I knew she had some funny fetishes,” replied Poppy.

“Such as?” asked Lily.

“Between you and me,” whispered Poppy, “she used to like dressing her partners up as cats before she let them into her bed.”

“Good grief,” gasped Sally, “what a purrvert!”

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Chasing Leads – ep. 10

“Robyn, the cat burglar, has been on a crime spree,” said Lily.

“What does that have to do with me?” asked Poppy.

“We think you may know where she lives,” said Lily. “If memory serves me well, she used to enjoy the odd apple from your market stall.”

“She would pass by from time to time,” replied Poppy. “But I never spoke to her.”

“I have a photo of you two talking. Both with tins of cat food in hand,” stated Lily.

“You gotta be kitten me,” sighed Poppy.

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Chasing Leads – ep. 9

“Lily,” sighed Poppy, answering the door.

“Good morning Poppy,” replied Lily. “I have a few questions for you.”

“I don’t like coppers,” mumbled Poppy.

“I don’t like thieves,” replied Lily.

“You know what I don’t like?” asked Sally. “People who answer their own questions.”

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Chasing Leads – ep. 8

“We broke up eventually on her birthday,” said Lily.

“Oh dear,” said Sally.

“Bad day for it aye,” sighed Lily.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “May I ask, why on her birthday?”

“She kept asking me to get her something with diamonds in,” moaned Lily.

“What did you get her?” asked Sally.

“A pack of playing cards,” replied Lily.

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Chasing Leads – ep. 7

“Didn’t you used to date Poppy ma’am?” asked Sally.

“For a while,” sighed Lily. “She drove me mad about the usage of furniture.”

“How so?” asked Sally.

“Well,” grumbled Lily, “we used to have an empty drawer in the bedroom. She would say ‘we need to use that drawer’ every single time we were in the room together.”

“Blimey,” replied Sally. “I would have told her to put a sock in it.”

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Chasing Leads – ep. 6

“Where are we going ma’am?” asked Sally.

“I know a lady,” said Lily. “She may have a lead for us on Robyn’s location.”

“You’re so well connected,” sighed Sally in awe. “May I ask who your contact is?”

“You’ve met her,” replied Lily. “She’s the flower growing, apple eating liar of East Croydon.”

“Ah, yes,” said Sally. “Poppy Cox.”

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Chasing Leads – ep. 5

“This isn’t my first animal case,” said Sally, clipping in her seatbelt. “I worked on the infamous reptile case of 2023.”

“Ahh, the rampaging lizard on Clapham Common?” asked Lily, flicking on the blues and twos.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “It attacked nineteen people, leaving four of them in intensive care.”

“If I have my police history correct, didn’t the lizard belong to Boy George?” asked Lily.

“Yes ma’am,” replied Sally. “I wish he’d had a calmer chameleon…”

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