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“So the gulls got him?” sighed Yuffie.

“Afraid so,” replied Fuen.

“It’s a shame he never finished creating the new bra,” sighed Yuffie.

“New bra?”asked Sprite.

“Yeah,” sighed Yuffie. “He was designing a new bra made from 80% sheep dog fur.”

“What’s the idea behind that?” asked Spectre.

“A collie bra,” said Yuffie. “To round ’em up and point ’em in the right direction.”

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“So let me get this straight,” said Fuen. “You sit in a giant coffee cup, naked, inside an elevator?”

“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.

“Then you jump out at every floor and shout ‘anyone fancy a coffee cake?'” sighed Fuen.

“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.

“Spectre,” said Yuffie, “that is just wrong, on so many levels…”

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“Whisp,” sighed Spectre, “why are you hiding behind a Buddha?”

“Cause a I went to a hootenanny last night,” replied Whisp.

“I see,” said Spectre, “what’s that? Like a knees up for owls?”

“That’s what I thought it was,” moaned Whisp, “turns it’s a pensioners strip club…”

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“I couldn’t follow Serpent,” sighed Red.

“Why not?” asked Fuen.

“Developed a phobia of open spaces,” moaned Red.

“I once had a phobia of hurdles,” said Fuen.

“Really?” asked Red.

“Oh yes,” said Fuen. “It’s alright now though. I got over it.”

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“Son of a badger left me hanging there,” exclaimed Spectre.

“Good grief,” replied Sprite. “What happened?”

“Well I fell,” sighed Spectre. “The current took me 12 mile down stream into an estuary. I grabbed a piece of floating wood, holding on for dear life, and eventually found myself adrift in an ocean of fizzy orange water.”

“Huh,” replied Sprite. “Are you sure it wasn’t a Fanta-sea?”

 

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“No,” said Snake, “I mean restaurants for the Little Fears.”

“Ah,” said Fuen, “I have experience there.”

“Oh really?” asked Snake.

“Yep,” replied Fuen. “I had a bread bar that served crumbled bread to ghost ducks.”

“That’s the one that burnt down right?” asked Snake.

“Yeah,” said Fuen. “My business was toast.”

 

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“Man I hate these hospital visits,” sighed Spectre.

“Why is Red here anyway?” asked Sprite.

“He ate a jar of copper coins yesterday,” sighed Spectre.

“Ah,” said Sprite. “How is he today?”

“No change yet,” smirked Spectre.

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“Bloody Owl,” said Globe.

“What’s up?” asked Magpie.

“That chuffing Owl, landed on me, crapped on me, pecked me, regurgitated bones on me then threatened to feed me to his chicks, for no darned reason.”

“Huh,” said Magpie. “Maybe he has irritable owl syndrome?”

 

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