Tag: humor

“So anyway,” said Blue, “while the Little Fears are milking this health thing I thought I’d tell a joke about the nurse we once had.”

“You mean the short guy right?” said Aqua. “The one who was a bit dim?”

“That’s the one,” said Blue.

“Mate,” said Aqua, “that wouldn’t be big or clever.”

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“I used to flush the toilet a lot,” said Sprite.

“Eh?” asked Washing.

“Yeah, continuously,” said Sprite, “it was like an addiction.”

“Did you see a doctor about it?” asked Washing.

“Yeah,” said Sprite. “Turns out it was just a chain reaction.”

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“Hello Train,” said Sprite.

“Are they all still talking about health?” asked Train.

“Yeah,” sighed Sprite.

“I thought I was a dart once,” moaned Train.

“Yeah, I remember,” said Sprite. “I could see your point.”

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“How about you, Blue?” asked Black Fish.

“I once thought I was a race horse,” said Blue Fish.

“Really?” asked Black Fish.

“Yeah, I even got pills for it,” sighed Blue Fish. “I had to take one tablet every four laps.”

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“I had a lonely time in the hospital,” said Spider. “Ward 122, on the 12th floor.”

“Why so?” asked Fuen.

“Because my sister used to believe she was an express elevator,” sighed Spider.

“So?” asked Fuen.

“She couldn’t stop on my level,” sighed Spider.

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“Get off my arm!” yelled Swimmer.

“You know,” said Black Fish, “your heart beat feels as regular as clockwork.”

“That’s because that’s my watch,” sighed Swimmer.

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“Hey Red,” said Cloud, “didn’t you used to wear glasses?”

“I went to the doctors once because I thought I needed glasses,” said Red

“Really?” asked Serpent. “What did he say?”

“You certainly do sir, this is a fish and chip shop,” grumbled Red.

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“The pen got me,” said Cloud.

“Aye?” asked House.

“I went to the doctor once because I sucked up and swallowed a pen,” said Cloud.

“Good grief,” said House. “What did the doctor say?”

“He told me to sit down,” sighed Cloud, “and write my name…”

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“How about you Bird?” asked Spectre.

“I went to the doctor once because I’d swallowed a spoon,” said Bird.

“What did the doctor say?” asked Spectre.

“Sit down and don’t stir,” grimaced Bird.

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“It’s the food in the hospital I hate,” sighed Whisp.

“I had a bad reaction to hospital food once,” said Serpent.

“Ah,” said Red, “I once ate a film strip instead of a tablet.”

Serpent raised an eyebrow.

“I had to wait and see if anything developed,” said Red.

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