Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“What are you in for?” asked Ged.
“Broke and stretched my leg in 12 places,” sighed Bara.
“Jeez,” gasped Ged.
“And you?” asked Bara.
“Scared a human and he threw a can of pop at my head,” sighed Ged.
“Ouch,” replied Bara, “must have hurt.”
“Nah,” said Ged. “It was a soft drink.”
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“Why was Ged on the train line?” asked Fuen.
“His hat was taken to another platform by the wind,” replied Reptile.
“Oh,” said Fuen. “He likes hats, doesn’t he?”
“Yeah,” replied Reptile. “I once borrowed his lamp shade hat.”
“Nice,” said Fuen.
“No, it wasn’t,” said Reptile. “It made me feel light headed.”
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“So the gulls got him?” sighed Yuffie.
“Afraid so,” replied Fuen.
“It’s a shame he never finished creating the new bra,” sighed Yuffie.
“New bra?”asked Sprite.
“Yeah,” sighed Yuffie. “He was designing a new bra made from 80% sheep dog fur.”
“What’s the idea behind that?” asked Spectre.
“A collie bra,” said Yuffie. “To round ’em up and point ’em in the right direction.”
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“So let me get this straight,” said Fuen. “You sit in a giant coffee cup, naked, inside an elevator?”
“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.
“Then you jump out at every floor and shout ‘anyone fancy a coffee cake?'” sighed Fuen.
“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.
“Spectre,” said Yuffie, “that is just wrong, on so many levels…”
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“Whisp,” sighed Spectre, “why are you hiding behind a Buddha?”
“Cause a I went to a hootenanny last night,” replied Whisp.
“I see,” said Spectre, “what’s that? Like a knees up for owls?”
“That’s what I thought it was,” moaned Whisp, “turns it’s a pensioners strip club…”
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“I know,” sighed Red. “But it didn’t just get up and run away!”
“Maybe someone stole it,” pondered Hydra.
“My soap box?” asked Red.
“Spectre looks shifty to me,” replied Hydra.
“Spectre always looks shifty,” grumbled Red. “Who ever stole it made a clean get away.”
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“But it’s a lie,” continued Yuffie. “It always has been, and there are those out there, that continue to believe. They allow themselves to be led. Believing they work for us. While they really take away our health services, our education, our…”
Yuffie looked across the masses, peering up at her. Silently, Idly, with lit faces.
“Our nations current leader is a prat,” she declared.
Rapturous applause.
She sighed and stepped off the podium.
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“I couldn’t follow Serpent,” sighed Red.
“Why not?” asked Fuen.
“Developed a phobia of open spaces,” moaned Red.
“I once had a phobia of hurdles,” said Fuen.
“Really?” asked Red.
“Oh yes,” said Fuen. “It’s alright now though. I got over it.”
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“Son of a badger left me hanging there,” exclaimed Spectre.
“Good grief,” replied Sprite. “What happened?”
“Well I fell,” sighed Spectre. “The current took me 12 mile down stream into an estuary. I grabbed a piece of floating wood, holding on for dear life, and eventually found myself adrift in an ocean of fizzy orange water.”
“Huh,” replied Sprite. “Are you sure it wasn’t a Fanta-sea?”
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“No,” said Snake, “I mean restaurants for the Little Fears.”
“Ah,” said Fuen, “I have experience there.”
“Oh really?” asked Snake.
“Yep,” replied Fuen. “I had a bread bar that served crumbled bread to ghost ducks.”
“That’s the one that burnt down right?” asked Snake.
“Yeah,” said Fuen. “My business was toast.”
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Little Fears 