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“Haaarruuumph” said Yuffie sulking and kicking a cup around the hill.

“What’s up?” asked Spectre.

“The illustrator just threw me out of the class he was teaching,” replied Yuffie.

“Oh dear, Yuffie,” sighed Spectre, “what was the class about?”

“The illustrator was teaching us how to write stories and bad jokes in 512 characters or less to fit in as flash fiction,” stated Yuffie. ”He went mad when I said a really rude word startin’ with C.”

“Well that wasn’t clever was it?” said Spectre.

“No,” replied Yuffie, “it was cu

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Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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“What are you in for?” asked Ged.

“Broke and stretched my leg in 12 places,” sighed Bara.

“Jeez,” gasped Ged.

“And you?” asked Bara.

“Scared a human and he threw a can of pop at my head,” sighed Ged.

“Ouch,” replied Bara, “must have hurt.”

“Nah,” said Ged. “It was a soft drink.”

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“Why was Ged on the train line?” asked Fuen.

“His hat was taken to another platform by the wind,” replied Reptile.

“Oh,” said Fuen. “He likes hats, doesn’t he?”

“Yeah,” replied Reptile. “I once borrowed his lamp shade hat.”

“Nice,” said Fuen.

“No, it wasn’t,” said Reptile. “It made me feel light headed.”

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“So the gulls got him?” sighed Yuffie.

“Afraid so,” replied Fuen.

“It’s a shame he never finished creating the new bra,” sighed Yuffie.

“New bra?”asked Sprite.

“Yeah,” sighed Yuffie. “He was designing a new bra made from 80% sheep dog fur.”

“What’s the idea behind that?” asked Spectre.

“A collie bra,” said Yuffie. “To round ’em up and point ’em in the right direction.”

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“So let me get this straight,” said Fuen. “You sit in a giant coffee cup, naked, inside an elevator?”

“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.

“Then you jump out at every floor and shout ‘anyone fancy a coffee cake?'” sighed Fuen.

“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.

“Spectre,” said Yuffie, “that is just wrong, on so many levels…”

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“Whisp,” sighed Spectre, “why are you hiding behind a Buddha?”

“Cause a I went to a hootenanny last night,” replied Whisp.

“I see,” said Spectre, “what’s that? Like a knees up for owls?”

“That’s what I thought it was,” moaned Whisp, “turns it’s a pensioners strip club…”

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“I couldn’t follow Serpent,” sighed Red.

“Why not?” asked Fuen.

“Developed a phobia of open spaces,” moaned Red.

“I once had a phobia of hurdles,” said Fuen.

“Really?” asked Red.

“Oh yes,” said Fuen. “It’s alright now though. I got over it.”

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“Son of a badger left me hanging there,” exclaimed Spectre.

“Good grief,” replied Sprite. “What happened?”

“Well I fell,” sighed Spectre. “The current took me 12 mile down stream into an estuary. I grabbed a piece of floating wood, holding on for dear life, and eventually found myself adrift in an ocean of fizzy orange water.”

“Huh,” replied Sprite. “Are you sure it wasn’t a Fanta-sea?”

 

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