Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“Black Fish really does have it in for ducks doesn’t he,” observed Fuen.
“Yeah. He’s had it in for them since they broke his indoor clothes dryer,” sighed Yuffie.
“Really?” said Fuen, raising an eyebrow.
“Oh yes,” said Yuffie.
“To us it was a broken clothes dryer,” interjected Spectre. “To Black Fish, it was the end of an airer.”
Fuen winced.
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Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.
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“Red, are you still fighting Snake?” yelled Spectre.
“Hell yeah!” shouted Red.
“What started it?” asked Fuen.
“Red was in the Homebase outdoor section where Snake works,” sighed Spectre. “Snake slithered up to him and asked him if he wanted decking.”
“And?” asked Fuen.
Red waved a fist in the air, “I got in there first!”
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“Then why the heck did you destroy my castle?” yelled the Doctor.
“You know darn well why!” shouted Spider.
“Not a clue,” grumbled the Doctor.
“You said my wife had a nice lookin’ vagina,” screeched Spider.
“No,” groaned the Doctor. “I said she had acute angina…”
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“She’s about 100 times the size of you,” laughed Fuen.
“I know,” sighed Sprite. “But I think I love her.”
“Are there any difficulties?” asked Fuen.
“Not really,” replied Sprite. “There is one thing though…”
“What’s that?” grinned Fuen.
“Well she has an obsession with drinking fresh tropical juice,” sighed Sprite.
“Erm,” pondered Fuen. “Why is that a problem?”
“Because she has cartons of it everywhere. I mean like over 300 cartons in the kitchen alone,” grumbled Sprite.
“Cripes,” said Fuen.
“I know,” mumbled Sprite. “It’s enough to make a mango crazy.”
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“Red is out there chasing helicopters again,” sighed Yuffie.
“Does he ever catch anything?” asked Spectre.
“Yeah, he’s caught a few light aeroplanes,” replied Yuffie.
“Oh really?” asked Spectre.
“Caught me on a flying carpet once,” sighed Fuen.
“Good grief!” exclaimed Spectre. “Were you OK?”
“Well I survived,” replied Fuen, “but it was a rugged experience.”
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“I’ll tell you one thing,” said Spider. “I won’t miss all the clutter I accumulated during daily life.”
“Oh? Tell me about it,” replied Snake.
“I feel sorry for whoever has to sort out the closet under my stairs,” said Spider.
“I had someone pre-sell me a coffin,” laughed Snake.
“A coffin?” exclaimed Spider.
“Yeah, it’s in my shed,” replied Snake.
“A coffin in your shed?” laughed Spider. “That’s the last thing you need.”
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“Oh, he didn’t?” sighed Fuen.
“Afraid so” said Sprite. “Ate half the castle while he was at it.”
“Such a shame, poor Turtle,” lamented Fuen.
“Did you know his father was a 3 times world champion skier?” asked Sprite.
“Really?” asked Fuen. “What happened to him?”
“Oh, you know,” said Sprite. “He went downhill fast.”
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“No!” yelled Black Fish.
“Well why not?” gargled Spectre.
“Because my keyboard broke too,” stropped Black Fish.
“Is that why you’re angry enough to eat me today?” burbled Spectre.
“Yeah,” snorted Black Fish. “I’ve lost CTRL.”
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“OK,” said Fuen, “but why is Hydra howling at the moon?”
“He’s just a bit upset at his PC breaking” replied Red.
“Can’t he fix it?” asked Fuen.
“Doesn’t look like it,” said Red. “He keeps getting stuck during the trouble shooting.”
“Which bit of trouble shooting?” asked Fuen.
“The last bit,” replied Red. “He says his keyboard doesn’t have an ‘any’ key.”
Fuen winced.
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“Well, you could use a photo copier,” suggested Spider.
“Never happenin’,” sighed Gecko.
“Why not?” asked Spider.
“Our office copier is possessed by the spirit of Bob Marley,” replied Gecko.
“Oh wow,” said Spider, “how do you know?”
“Because” mumbled Gecko, “it’s always jammin’.”
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Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.
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