Self Publish

Coo that book came up looking pretty.

When I made and released January, it was under the thought process, release an ebook first as they can be changed easier at a later date. Changing a print book once they have been printed and are out in the wild is a twat. A couple of weeks after release the cover image was the only thing that needed changing and the original one was driving me mental. Above is the new cover, and it looks fitting and sexy to me.

I started working on the print edition last week. A PDF together, trying it on both Create Space and Amazon KDP, and both gave me a sales price of over £25. $33 was the cheapest I got it. Holy crap are kidding me? Why did it give me a value closer to £12 a month ago?

amazon kindle kdp self publish little fears january

A few reasons, but mainly book shape and page numbers. With the print edition, if I get the book down to 100 pages, both image and text on a page, in a 6 x 9 format, I can sell the books for £15 each. That would make me £2.50 a book. Heck I need to make something right? But £15 for 100 flash fictions with my doodles. Not sure any one will go for that.

My book had a proper editor run through it. It has artworks and original flash fictions. Even if they are classic British groaners, they are still written in my unique style. Comparing my book to other books on Amazon a few weeks on, and I realize I am selling the digital copy far to cheap. £2.99, the same price as a 32 page USA style comic, from which I make 74p per sale. That price needs to go up.

Click here to purchase January

So, for those thinking about buying the digital edition of the book. I will leave it at £2.99 until May. May 1st, the price will double. For those still interested in a print edition, I need to sort the formatting out and see how much more I can squeeze the price of this book down.

The process of self publishing has been quite a learning curve for me. I missed out on a lot of early promotion. I should have distributed some free copies to book bloggers. Made more of a song and dance about it before it came out, and acquired a few early reviews. Spent more time on the original cover. Most of all, I should have had more faith in my first book to sell. I was to cautious, nervous and concerned about it bombing somehow.

Skillshare

Onward and upwards. My spare time is currently going into creating another Skillshare course. A concise guide to being more productive, working from home. Because that in itself has been another huge learning curve for me since quitting my day job. I expect to make it free for the first 25 students, then make it premium. We do still have 2 free courses on Skillshare. My original ‘Build a following of 1000 WordPress subscribers a month‘ and ‘Growing a social Media following‘.

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I shall put out the new course on a Wednesday, and announce it here first. Keep an eye out for it on Wednesday blog posts.

Threadless

In other news, I have gotten back into doodling on standard paper again. Not printed photos. Wanted to get some new characters for my Threadless store. Funny thing, I had some success with Threadless in January and February, then I just sort of stopped using it. Don’t laugh, I make $5 per tee sold. That’s considerably more than I make from the January art book, and I have been dedicated far less time to it than the book. Go figure.

I am also doing the doodles for the 90 horror stories already written. I hope to get a feel for some new characters via simple doodles, then introduce them into photos as time goes on. I reckon the fella above looks suitably spooky for a horror short.

As always, thanks everyone for being an awesome rabble of readers. I hope you all enjoy the continued tales of the Little Fears.

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Food

“I hate Crimbo!” said Plate.

“Why?” asked Serving.

“Season for all the facetious twats telling you to be happy!” replied Plate.

“Plate you don’t know what that word means,” replied Serving.

“Yeah I do!” said Plate, “twats mean fannies.”

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Original photo credit Fabrizio Magoni, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Crime

“Where’d ya’ get that money and fancy webbing from?” asked Spider.

“Bit of work on the side,” replied Spider, winking and touching her nose.

“What sorta’ work?” asked Spider.

“Selling diaries for the year 2098 to the Mafia,” replied Spider.

“Oh,” said Spider. “That’s very organized crime.”

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Original photo credit Dmitri Popov, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Meditation

Reptile shifted his grip. “You know, I used to be so serene before I came here.”

Serpent eyebrow and asked “Why are you not serene anymore?”

“Mostly routine,” replied Reptile. “I used to meditate on Harry Houdini’s autobiography.”

“Why did you stop?” asked Serpent.

“Eh,” pondered Reptile. “The reason escapes me.”

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Original photo credit Benjamin Bousquet, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Dentist

“I don’t want to go to the dentist,” sulked Sprite.

“I love going to the dentist,” replied Spectre.

“Oh aye,” said Sprite. “Why’s that?”

Spectre shrugged. “It’s the only place I can go where people tell me to open my mouth and not close it.”

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Original photo credit Darius Anton, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Tribe

“Bugly!” cried Fuen, “haven’t seen you in ages!”

“Yeah I went travelling,” said Bugly. “I joined a South American cannibal tribe.”

“Oooo,” replied Fuen. “How did they work out?”

“Fine to start with,” said Bugly. “Then I started telling them your puns, and eventually they gave me the cold shoulder.”

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Original photo credit Claudio Testa, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Ticket

She ran onto the escalator, looking down behind her. It stopped at the bottom of the stairs, watching her. Its short body, awkward arms and legs. It watched her as she rode upwards, to the street, to freedom.

It sniffed the air, closing its clear white eyes. She was convinced they could smell her blood. They had escalated into a frenzy when she had cut her leg running up the tracks.

Nearly there. She turned and ran up the last steps of the escalator.

“Sorry,” said the ticket attendant from above. “They need feeding.”

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 Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Dolphin

“I wasn’t always a spider,” said Spider.

“Oh really,” said Serpent, “what else were you?”

“Well I used to change body depending on my mood.” replied Spider. “If I was relaxed I was a cat, angry I was a bull, thoughtful I was a tortoise.”

“Aha,” said Serpent.

“I was a dolphin once,” said Spider.

“Gosh,” said Serpent.

“Yeah,” sighed Spider. “I lacked a porpoise.”

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I often get asked how I come up with new posts every day. Blind luck to be honest.

Some people use prompts. So how about the title of each days Little Fear works as writing or blogging prompts for you lovely readers? Everyone is more than welcome to link to their own blog posts below in comments. Link backs welcome, but certainly not necessary. Today’s prompt is Dolphin. You can post a photo, an illustration, a story or a blog post about dolphin conservation. Anything that relates to Dolphins.

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Original photo credit James Bloedel, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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Texture

I am a texture lover. For those out there that did not follow my old web site, I used to use newspapers to doodle on. Towards the end of my old website I had an impending feeling of doom. What if someone recognises a photo that I do not have rights to modify and upload and comes looking for monies? It never happened, but it was burbling away in the back of my mind. So I stopped doodling on newspapers, and found my work lacking. The main thing missing was that grainy newspaper texture.

I then came across copyright zero images on Unsplash and Pixabay. Print them off in medium to low quality on 80 gsm paper, and like magic, that texture has returned!

Scruffy is Awesome

I am not saying doing a bad job is awesome. Those little imperfections, those grains, the bumps and flecks. They can combine to create something more than a doodle. Intentionally imperfect. That’s the scruffy that’s awesome.

I am not the only texture lover out there. I know DMS at DMStrachan.co.uk is a texture lover too. In a very different way to me and my messy textures, but the way she writes about the feel of the fibres.

It’s a pity you can’t squish this fibre through a monitor, I can’t look at fibre without reaching out to feel the texture of it.

For a worryingly colourful post, and much wool,  artworks and paints, give her a visit and a follow.

http://dmstrachan.co.uk/colour-therapy-with-added-smoosh/

Smoosh aside. There are other texture lovers, that love the look and feel of a textured artwork. Have you been to my Etsy store?

Canvas effect is awesome

My one review remarks that they love the texture of the paper I printed on.

The canvas textured paper is a nice touch.

It’s a canvas effect paper, at 200 gsm, it has a sexy look and feels awesome. Glad the buyer liked it too. I take that as more evidence I am best served warm, with texture.

Now here’s the problem and point of the post. My TellyTube videos. Have you seen them?

The humour and artwork is all very me. Scruffy, kinda, with minimal colour. But in the same breath, it is lacking. The voice is me, daft London accent. The music is kinda goofy. It currently masks background noise I cannot eliminate in my home without a better mic. My voice has enough character to go without music. I hope to deal with that in a few months time.

But the thing that is really missing, is the texture. The visceral feel of every other art work I put there. Canvas or paper. Grainy or clean. It is missing that scruffy edge everything takes on when it has some texturing to it.

TellyTube needs Texture

That pretty much sums it up doesn’t it? My TellyTube needs texture. I have been thinking about this, and there is a few options I can take.

The first would be to take the original art work, and do close ups of each part as it comes up in the spoken word tale. I think that would look and feel jaunty and awful, but it would be textured.

Another alternative is to draw each scene individually. I am not a consistent doodler, even of my own images. That would go over the scruffy edge into sloppy inconsistency.

I can achieve the above effect digitally. Take this as a test card. I would probably run this effect on white paper.

They grey and black background is printed on 80 gsm paper, with Fuen and Yuffie added digitally. Hey I think this is the first appearance of Yuffies actual image on this website!

It looks scruffy, would be more consistent, certainly better than both the other options above. Even with that terrible grey, it looks more ‘Little Fears’ than the super clean format images I currently use in the videos.

The last option is to record the video as me telling the story to the camera. I look as daft as I sound. My facial features and animated movements would make for a great story teller to the camera. My hands and face constantly move in exaggerated ways when I tell these tales to people in person. I get much more in character too. My voice is toned down in the current videos.

Don’t point that camera at me!

The problem there is I really struggle to talk to a camera. I have tried so many times, I just can’t seem to do it. Give me a stage and an audience, and I am up there. You can give me a social group, and I always end up leading the pack. Or a class room of people, and I will be the clown, getting everybody’s focus. But talk to a camera? Holy crap, do I get self conscious.

So how else can I do video of me?

I wonder if a mask would work my head into gear.

Image not of me. 

But that could work. I mean, imagine a fella, sitting on a tree stump, or heck even in an alley way, somewhere odd. With my voice, behind that mask, wearing a shirt, grey wool jacket and jeans. Reading the Little Fears tales from a book. That could work. I would still be animated with the body, it ‘might’ give me the right head for talking to the camera, and a mask like that would fit for tales of whimsy, humour, terror and courgettes.

Where am I?

After all this writing, I still am not sure what I want to do with the videos. I want create them, even for creative sake. I really enjoy making them. They never take long to create. Man, I want to do something else with them though. I need to get some texture in there! I’ll figure it out. If you have any ideas yourself, let me know in comments.

In the mean time, you can check out my current set of video offerings on TellyTube HERE. Also if there are any another texture lovers out there, you can check out my Etsy store, with matte and canvas paper art prints on sale from £12.

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Dogged

“My new multi-dog just blew its kennel up,” stated Yuffie with a sigh.

“Good grief!” gasped Fuen. “Why?”

Yuffie shrugged. “No idea.”

“Flippin’ heck,” sighed Fuen. “Bloody Yorkshire terrier’ists”.

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Original photo credit Igor Ovsyannykov, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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