“Why is Blue lugging around a net filled with humans rubber rings and water toys?” asked Sprite.
“Poor fella ain’t well,” replied Spectre.
“Oh dear,” replied Sprite. “What’s up with him?”
“He got diagnosed with kleptomania last week,” sighed Spectre.
“Darn,” said Sprite. “Has he taken anything for it?”
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As Susan would say, Dad joke! Original photo credit Jeremy Bishop, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards.
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Little Fears 
This is the kind of thing that just steals a reader away. I, at least, felt grabbed by it.
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Oooooh! Haha!
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😀
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😛
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Sometimes the old uns are the best uns!
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That punch line is older than god, but still gets a giggle. 🙂
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Yup, it’s a DCJ for certain!
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Susan dad crap joke approval, thank you. 🙂
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I can recommend some rubbing alcohol to take the sticky off his “sticky fingers.”
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Heh, very good. 🙂
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Oh man, I remember this reading this one in the mail I laughed so loudly … well you could say I’m used to the stares 😛 By the way, does Blue also steal glances?
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He does when he swims past humans humming the Jaws theme tune. 😛
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