“So let me get this straight,” said Fuen. “You sit in a giant coffee cup, naked, inside an elevator?”
“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.
“Then you jump out at every floor and shout ‘anyone fancy a coffee cake?'” sighed Fuen.
“Yeah,” laughed Spectre.
“Spectre,” said Yuffie, “that is just wrong, on so many levels…”
~
Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.
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Little Fears 
coffee is always yummy
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Tea man myself. 🙂
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‘crime in multi-storey car parks – that’s wrong on so many levels ‘ ( tim vine )
sorry, that ones been done before
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I’d say a lot of the punch lines here have been done before. I would also say variants of the punchline have existed before Tim’s car park line. The aim for most of these tales is to induce a groan, not to be fine literature. 🙂
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I was rolling, even before the “On so many levels” reached the center of my understanding. Sometimes somethings just hit you perfectly, at the right moment and the right state of mind. This was one of those, thank you!!!
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Cheers. 🙂
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I’m going to have to let this idea percolate for a while…
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Ooooo!
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So cute… but what I really like are the litte bugs you add to your photos!!!
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Thank you. 🙂
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Talking about ‘ups’ and ‘downs’, I prefer the downs over the ups when it comes to cycling.
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As someone who spent 6 years on a single speed Langster, I concur. 🙂
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Life has it’s ups and downs! 🙂
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Mmmhmm!
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This is so funny on many levels!
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Hah, cheers Trish. 🙂
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Hey, whadya call a herd of cows crammed into an elevator?
An utter impossibility.
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Oooof!
(Or Moooof! :P)
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I asked the librarian what section could I find a book on the subject of “fair trade” coffee. She says,
“fiction”.
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Aha, yep!
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Here’s a coffee story for ya. https://trustthedevilyouknow.com/2013/02/16/coffee-with-dean/
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Good read. 🙂
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You had me at “coffee.”
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Hah! 😛
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Love it 😀
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Cheers. 🙂
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