“Gimme a hand,” whined Sprite.
“Look,” said Spectre, “it’s all about physics and finances.”
“Oh, I don’t care,” said Sprite. “The receipts are stuffed inside the roll.”
At that moment, the reel of string rolled off the shelf, onto a spring, then launched through a skylight.
Sprite sighed.
“Looks like string sales are skyrocketing,” smirked Spectre.
~
Original photo available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.
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Little Fears 
One asks, “why string?”
Bartender, “Hey, aren’t you that String we threw outta here?
String preens himself w a comb and ties into a bow, replying,
” Well, I’m a frayed knot!”
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Aha, I love that one! One of my fave puns of all time. Vintage pun, and it’s awesome! 🙂
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bingobangobongo!
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This. Is. Awesome! 🙂
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Thank you. 🙂
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That’s what I always say, “it’s all about physics & finances” …!
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Arf, yes heh, that is true. 🙂
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This will be a good thread.
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Aha! 😛
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This’ll be a good thread, I think.
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Mmhmm. 🙂
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Science Marches On!
https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com/2017/05/11/string-theory-by-richard-f-yates-2/
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Brilliant! 😛
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At least Spectre wasn’t stringing us along with bad science. 😉
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Aha! 😛
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OH NO!!!
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Mmhmm. 🙂
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cool ..
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Cheers. 🙂
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