“Mum says I stink and need to wash more,” sighed Spider.
“Do you use deodorant or aftershave?” asked Spider.
“What are they?” asked Spider.
“They make you smell better,” replied Spider.
“Here, try putting this on,” said Spider, handing Spider a bottle.
“New aftershave made by me,” Spider continued, “It’s called breadcrumbs. The birds love it!”
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Little Fears 
I have to think this joke is a bit stale…
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Same could be said about most of the jokes here… 😛
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Bad Spider!!
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Arf! 😛
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Cute story.
Since you offered the invitation, here is the link to a post I wrote about smells. https://villageundertaker.wordpress.com/2014/12/27/that-smell/
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😀
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😛
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haha good yarn for the web
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Arf, thank you.
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Ha ha
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I can’t stop laughing
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Good to hear! 🙂
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Me neither. We NEED stories like this!
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Well I just HAD to read this after reading about Roy. Love the punch line at the end. Neat and snappy!
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Heh, cheers. I usually do 1-2 horror stories a week and the rest is humour of philosophical. 🙂
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