Stalked

Posted on July 28, 2017 by LittleFears

“I’m pretty sure my neighbour is stalking me,” said White.

“What makes you say that?” asked Fuen.

“Well I saw him Googling my name on his mobile phone,” said White.

“Oh,” replied Fuen. “Where was that?”

“In his bedroom,” said White. “I saw it with my infrared night sight telescope. At 3 am. It was kinda hard to see through the crack in his curtains…”

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62 thoughts on “Stalked”

draliman July 28, 20178:11 am Reply

Ha ha 🙂

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:55 pm Reply
  
  😛
  
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Isaac July 28, 20178:14 am Reply

Nice post

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:55 pm Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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fitfulfearfulphantasmal July 28, 20178:32 am Reply

HAHAHA! Also–why is he googling the word “white” haha. loved it

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:50 pm Reply
  
  Haha, honestly not sure. 😛
  
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The Artist's Child July 28, 20178:35 am Reply

A paranoid stalker. Love it.

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:46 pm Reply
  
  Mmhmm! 😛
  
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maherstein July 28, 20179:44 am Reply

creative!

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:46 pm Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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webmobinfo July 28, 201710:20 am Reply

Like it

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:47 pm Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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LIFE OF OREOFE July 28, 201712:16 pm Reply

lol

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:47 pm Reply
  
  😛
  
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Mel Gutiér July 28, 20171:52 pm Reply

Rollin… laughing. So fun waking up to these.

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:47 pm Reply
  
  Thanks Mel. 🙂
  
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magickmermaid July 28, 20174:29 pm Reply

Hilarious! 😀

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:48 pm Reply
  
  Heeee. 🙂
  
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ByPinkyPen July 28, 20174:54 pm Reply

😀 😀 ! stalking the stalker

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:48 pm Reply
  
  Yup. 🙂
  
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gracefig July 28, 20177:12 pm Reply

Too cute!

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:48 pm Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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alisonhankinson July 28, 20178:22 pm Reply

Chortle…Love it.

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:48 pm Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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Michael Seidel July 28, 20178:34 pm Reply

Someone has to watch the watchers.

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:49 pm Reply
  
  Good film, honestly never read the graphic novel!
  
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  1. Michael Seidel July 29, 20173:07 am
    
    I’ve never read the graphic novel, either!
    
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roberta m July 28, 20179:18 pm Reply

Wonderful-still chuckling.

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1. Fears July 28, 20179:49 pm Reply
  
  Heee. 🙂
  
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matt July 28, 201710:08 pm Reply

lololol this is great :’D

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1. Fears July 28, 201710:11 pm Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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layvi444 July 29, 201712:13 am Reply

Hey just wanted to let you know that nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award.
Check it out 🙂 https://wayofthewise.wordpress.com/2017/07/28/the-versatile-blog-award/

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:35 am Reply
  
  Thanks for the nomination. 🙂
  
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  1. layvi444 August 3, 20174:56 pm
    
    Of course!
    
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andreamplans July 29, 20173:08 am Reply

Lol! Love it ?

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:35 am Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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Dead Donovan July 29, 20173:15 am Reply

Lmao! Really great stuff.

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:34 am Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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Scarlet July 29, 20173:49 am Reply

This made me smile. 🙂

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:34 am Reply
  
  Good ta hear! 🙂
  
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fantomwriter July 29, 201711:32 am Reply

The pot calling the kettle black.

Nice post.

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:32 am Reply
  
  Cheers. 🙂
  
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scribeforlove July 29, 20175:18 pm Reply

hilariously…touche!

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:31 am Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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Alfahadeen July 29, 20179:01 pm Reply

Hilarious. Brilliant.

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:30 am Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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agirlwhowrites July 30, 20175:20 pm Reply

Just nominated you for Blogger Recognition Award ( https://storyofaayablog.wordpress.com/2017/07/30/beyond-words/ ). Have fun!

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:24 am Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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davekingsbury July 30, 201711:33 pm Reply

Now this is a clever and unexpected twist …

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micketalbot July 30, 201711:53 pm Reply

Reading between the blinds, 😉

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Travelling Warrior.leegunnblog July 31, 20174:11 pm Reply

Yeah man!!!?

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Lerning Learner July 31, 20179:24 pm Reply

This is so good i can not find words for it 🙂

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:52 am Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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emahwriter July 31, 201710:43 pm Reply

I actually got this one at my first read. It’s creepily hilarious.

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:51 am Reply
  
  Heh, thank you. 🙂
  
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ahilutan August 1, 20172:39 am Reply

I like it

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:48 am Reply
  
  Thank you. 🙂
  
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Runaway Nuns and Leprechauns August 2, 201710:40 am Reply

Now that’s funny!

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1. Fears August 3, 20178:56 am Reply
  
  Heh, thank you. 🙂
  
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  1. Runaway Nuns and Leprechauns August 4, 201710:54 pm
    
    you’re welcome
    
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Kyle December 8, 20176:25 pm Reply

Was it a full-on thermal vision scope? Or just plain ol’ night vision?

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1. LittleFears December 8, 20179:44 pm Reply
  
  Night vision. Every time. o.o
  
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