Work Goals

I wandered into work this morning. Couldn’t see anyone at the front desk. The elevators were empty too. Out of the 42 people on my floor, only Larry and I bothered to turn up this morning. And even then, Larry had hanged himself from a high beam.

I went to make a coffee, but the milk carton was full of blood. I needed someone to put my complaint too, but HR was empty. I headed up to the MD’s office. His head was sitting on the desk. I am not sure where the rest of him was.

I’ll tell you one thing, we won’t be hitting our targets this month.

A brand new Monday horror for you (like you need more horror on a Monday right?). Originally published in the Little Fears presents – Book 2: Capricorn.

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Cheers

17 thoughts on “Work Goals”

  1. This was amazing. I don’t think I’ve laughed this much in a while. Great little short story, LF. I enjoyed it a great deal. Looking forward to reading some more of Monday Horrors!

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  2. This is amazing. Monday Horrors, eh? I’m looking forward to reading more of these, as they come about. Flash Fiction at its finest, a bit terrifying to think about walking into and pulled together with a touch of morbid humor. My cup of water, that.

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    1. Haha, cheers Mill. 🙂

      I have new horrors every Monday and Friday mornings. Currently recording voice-overs for my older tales, which I post Wednesday evenings.

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    1. Thank you. Horror only gets posted twice a week here, the rest is humour. Even then, my horror is more akin to strange tales heh.

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