Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 9)
“I once got caught sneaking three hundred packets of bubblegum through customs,” moaned Reala.
“I once got caught smuggling twelve cases of Portuguese fortified wine into the country,” sighed Yuffie.
“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “Were you punished?”
“Yeah,” replied Yuffie. “I got deported.”
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Great post I really enjoyed reading it. That guy never reminded me how many packs of gum I went through when I was quitting smoking. Yesterday I was 6 years smoke free with just cold turkey no extra help except for gum.
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Well done Tim. Smokings a hard habit to crack man!
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I’m on day 8 smoke-free. Chewing nicotine gum lol…
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If gum helps, it helps! Horrible habit to kick.
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6 years ago Friday I decided that if I wanted to keep on living I was going to have to quit smoking. I had at that time 3 grandkids that I wanted to see grow up and I knew if I didn’t quit I wouldn’t get to see him grow up and walk across the stage. So I quit just chewing gum if I ever can be any help to you just let me know. I am always here to help somebody quit smoking.
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Another Groan – I love it!
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Cheers Marge. 🙂
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Groan. Good groan to be sure but still.
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haha, that’s the type we like here! 😛
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ahah, three hundred packets of bubblegum…it’s me
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Haha, obsessive chewer? 😀
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ʘ ̯ʘ
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I was caught smuggling dairy products. The prosecution milked it for all it was worth.
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Oof. How dairy! Boomtish. 😛
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Oh God
Did you hear my whine?
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Hah! 😛
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Like some cheese with that whine, Yuffie?
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We don’t lack cheese here man. It’s dripping off every punchline… 😛
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My kind of dive.
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I’ll drink to that! 😀
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Ya can’t. It got confiscated.
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Ba doom beesh.
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Only the groaniest boomtish’ here.
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I appreciate it!
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I am going to buy some bubble gums
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Arf!
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Yay!! I can comment now!! I’m so excited! Well… Yuffie is my favorite and she’s lovely for sneaking the wine. I hope she got deported to a very cold dark place with lots of flowers. LOL.
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Arf. Yup, the JetPack time finally added commenting back in to self-hosted blogs. 🙂
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Awesome! This fan is soil happy!!!
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Can’t comment anymore?
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There was a period for about 8 months when they turned off comenting on self-hosted blogs. They have just turned it back on. 🙂
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I can’t! I can only reply.
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Ack and doh! Not sure why that’s happening. Commenting on reader is showing for me.
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Cause you’re special!
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I was able to do it for a minute. Then all of a sudden I couldn’t anymore.
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Deported! Hahahaha!!!
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😛
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That doodle is so cute
I’m trying to stop my chewing gum addiction but I can’t say I’m fully committed to actually stopping
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Arf, thank you. Ak to hewing gum addiciton! At least you have a strong jaw! 🙂
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Lol yeah they are very well exercised
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Hee hee
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Narffles. 🙂
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